I just got an email from Babeland Briefs (I'm on their mailing list from some...erm...adult-themed products I bought a couple years ago).
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Introducing...the Earth Angel.
Now I'm all about going green.
But having to hand-crank your damned vibrator? And how long does its "charge" last?
And $95 for a plastic vibrator that isn't even a "real feel" material? Fuck that shit!
My orgasms will just have to continue to be a biohazard.
Okay, that didn't sound right, but ya know what I mean.