I'm sorry .

I'm exhausted . I went to the Unexeptible show today at Yvonne's house with Briana Digiorgio and Ish . It was pretty good . I <3 swimming . I'm really glad I got to see Mike . Today's one month =D .. It's pretty awesome . I really want to spend all day tomorrow with him so I can give him his present .. And guess what it's not a PS2 .. Oh you have ( Read more... )

Yesterday was okay .Went shopping with my mom then waited for my dad ALL DAY . He brought me to the mall so I could get some more stuff for Mike =D . It was okay . Then I hung out with Britt and Briana . Britt left and I got to see Mike for a little while . That was nice =D .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN

"I own the United States . I'm fucking Bill Clinton, alright ?!"

Ceca's on the phone . He's telling me sex stories . Lmfao .. He's so drunk

Today was good . Briana came over then we met up with Digiorgio Christina and Gary and went to the mall . I got some shirts and Mike's present =D . He's going to love it ^_^ . I need more for it though . Hehe . We saw Josh at the mall and I took his lanyard woop . Mike's finally home =D . I missed him terribly!

Briana's coming over!! -dances-

Today was boring until Siraco came over . God that kid kicks so much ass . Mike's coming home tomorrow ^_^ . I miss him terribly . I can't wait to see him =D .. Wow . I sound like fucking Pirkey .. KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ME ... Hey . At least I didn't buy him a PS2 for our one month . -shrug- . Maybe I'll just sleep tomorrow . I need to get rid of ( Read more... )

Yesterday was alright . Came home from my dad's . Went shopping with my mom . I got a call from Mike . That was really nice . I miss him so much . He'll be back tomorrow =D I can't wait to see him! It's sad .. Digiorgio called me complaining Briana was gone for two days .. and me and him fight over who misses their 'spouses' as he likes to put it ( Read more... )

Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or, or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, its a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean, like a magical christmas tumor?
Doctor: No... a malignent tumor. The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. Like a happy special...
Doctor: You're going to