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[supersizedpower]

[It took a while for America to notice Russia had been droned; they weren't exactly on terms to visit every day. He first figured it out when he ran into drone Mr. Braginski at the supermarket. Even so, he wasn't sure what to think about it. After a little while, making sure this wasn't some temporary thing, he came to the conclusion that there was

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[thief_of_truth]

[Kay blinks up at the two riding in the tank, and then bursts into laughter.]

Oh man, that's awesome!

[supersizedpower]

[waving]

Want an autograph?

[thief_of_truth]

Definitely! I just wish I had my camera with me, I'd get a picture too!

[supersizedpower]

Wanna run and get it? I'll still be here!

[boostedfailure]

[Just watching the tank and display go down the street]

"Wow... Just... Wow..."

[supersizedpower]

Hey, Braginski, tell the nice man how much you hate communism, okay?

[boostedfailure]

"Didn't like... Communism fail in the 1980's? Horribly? And then Russia became hyper capitalist? Or is history screwed up even worse where you come from?"

[supersizedpower]

Nah, that's all what I've heard happens! It didn't happen yet, though.

[motheringnation]

[There is a furious nation marching up to you. This is probably the most angry you've seen Ukraine, America.]

What are you doing to my brother!

[supersizedpower]

[...Well, he has the good grace to look sheepish.]

Aww, come on, don't be mad. It's all in good fun. I'm not gonna hurt him or anything.

[motheringnation]

It is rude and disrespectful.

[Fuming.]

You're the one who's always going on about freedom of speech! Now look at you. This is just as bad as anything brother's people did.

And I would be just as mad at him if he were doing it to you.

[supersizedpower]

...You're kidding me, right?

Do you know how many times he's murdered me or my friends while I've been here? Do you know how long it's been since I've been able to sleep in my bed without thinking he'll probably try to kill me? I've never done the same to him, and I don't remember you caring while it was going on. But I'm not exactly sad he's gone.

So sure. Me making fun of him makes me just as bad. Okay then.

[zombee_slayer]

[Stares at the spectical for a little while.]

The hell? That ain't Old man Sam! [It's still funny as hell though and Tank gets a few laughs out of it.]

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, it's Russia in a beard, dumbass.

[zombee_slayer]

I ain't the fucking dumbass, you are! And who the hell is Russia?

[supersizedpower]

This guy! Geez.

[doudemoe]

[Minato looks up to stare at the spectacle....before resuming his walk to school, all with no change of expression.]

[supersizedpower]

Hey, wait, Cuba's kid! Come get an autograph for your dad!

[doudemoe]

[Fuck.]

Why?

[supersizedpower]

Because it'll be funny, he'll totally blow a gasket!