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[supersizedpower]

[America woke up that morning to a strange phone call asking why he hadn't been going to work. He'd been putting in plenty of hours at the autoshop, but apparently his new job was at the high school. It certainly explained why he'd gotten funny looks at the autoshop the day before.

Rather than get ready for work, he'll make a phone call.]Hey guys

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[techno_mancer]

Oh, man! And here I'd be hopin' to snatch up your mechanic job, but I'm stuck as a teacher too. Ya at the high school?

[supersizedpower]

Yup, looks like it.

What do you teach? My subject is super boring.

[techno_mancer]

Calculus! And ya thought yours was borin'. 'S alright though, I try to keep it interestin' for the kids, we watch filmstrips 'n' stuff. 50s filmstrips are hilarious.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, that's pretty boring, but at least it's useful! Why does anybody need to know geography?

[beamiracle]

Oh, you're a teacher as well?

[Gonna hold off on the fact that he's not actually going to teach today like a proper teacher should...]

[supersizedpower]

Yep, that's right! Geography teacher.

[beamiracle]

I teach business, myself.

Oh, and Lithuania is in Northern Europe, I believe. Near the Baltic Sea.

[supersizedpower]

I'd be good at teaching business. Wanna switch?

[coolbowtie]

...Teacher, hm? I could be a teacher, but Mayfield has found it fit to not assign me any job.

[supersizedpower]

Lucky.

Geography is so boring.

[coolbowtie]

Just use your lesson time to talk about other things! I've been to school, no one will be listening to you anyway.

[supersizedpower]

That's what I was planning on doing. It's not like I'm supposed to be teaching something important.

[letunityblossom]

You're teaching geography?

[supersizedpower]

Yep. It's gonna be boring, though.

[letunityblossom]

D-do your best!

Ah, but if this is the 1950s it might not be easy to find me on a map...

[supersizedpower]

It's always pretty hard!

[lotuslife]

...You. A geography teacher.

[supersizedpower]

That's right! Jealous?

[lotuslife]

I feel sorry for those children.

[supersizedpower]

I don't. If I didn't have this job, they'd probably have to really learn geography.