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[supersizedpower]

[America woke up that morning to a strange phone call asking why he hadn't been going to work. He'd been putting in plenty of hours at the autoshop, but apparently his new job was at the high school. It certainly explained why he'd gotten funny looks at the autoshop the day before.

Rather than get ready for work, he'll make a phone call.]Hey guys

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[beamiracle]

Oh, you're a teacher as well?

[Gonna hold off on the fact that he's not actually going to teach today like a proper teacher should...]

[supersizedpower]

Yep, that's right! Geography teacher.

[beamiracle]

I teach business, myself.

Oh, and Lithuania is in Northern Europe, I believe. Near the Baltic Sea.

[supersizedpower]

I'd be good at teaching business. Wanna switch?

[beamiracle]

Really? Do you have experience in that area, then?

[supersizedpower]

Yup! I'm just really good at capitalism, pretty much.

I think some Scottish guy invented it, but I do it best.

[beamiracle]

Adam Smith, you mean?

I see. I was raised to be able to do good business, so I know a fair bit about it myself.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, that guy.

So you don't want to switch?

[beamiracle]

I'd rather not, if that's alright with you...

[supersizedpower]

That's okay, I guess.

[beamiracle]

Alright, then.

Ah...if we're going to be working in the same school, I should probably introduce myself. I'm Ushiromiya Lion.

[supersizedpower]

That's a pretty weird name!

I'm America.

[beamiracle]

Ha, I agree. It's made up with the characters for "science" and "control". My family has something of an odd taste in names.

Ah, so you're a nation, then.

[supersizedpower]

That's right! America, made with the characters for freedom and heroism!

[beamiracle]

Pleased to meet you, then.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, same!