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perfectly attractive people are not the only people that can dress well

i need somewhere to live

rocky and hayley got kicked off i know my kids a star..?
theres no reason to watch it anymore

i really want a burrito
today barely existed. waking up before the sun rises is just crazy talk
ahahh chompchomp im hungry

sleep vs playing the sims all night..?

top news stories that are totally true:
1. man arrested for microwaving his baby
2. emo kids are persecuted in mexico and most of south america
[according to perezhilton.com]

i want to go to southbysouthwest so bad

according to my research, a woman has never won the oscar for best directing. and out of eighty years of academy awards, only three women were ever nominated in that category

jus' sayin

leap day is to days of the year as mount rushmore is to mountains. because it is the number one absurd

binya binya

i love complicated misunderstandings in sitcoms that result in tango battles