Ice Cube and I are going to have to finally admit that our priorities are just different. He and I have vastly diverging opinions when qualifying day as good. Let's begin with the most important meal of the day. Mr. Cube celebrates the beginning of his good day with a breakfast prepared for him by his mother containing no hog, whereas I firmly ( Read more... )

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Share it like you shared that rumor about that girl in your tenth grade class that totally blew that dog that time. She probably didn't but that didn't stop you. You owe it to that girl to share this video.

Ronald McDonald is the brutal dictator of McDonaldland, and the Hamburglar is his henchman. I believe that Ronald enlisted the Hamburglar to stage the violent overthrow of McDonaldland's then-benevolent leader, Mayor McCheese. In the ensuing chaos, several key persons-of-interest disappeared. The proof that Ronald and the Hamburglar are in ( Read more... )

This is a placeholder to remind/goad/shame me into writing about losing Fester. I'll write it when I find the words.

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Here's some videos of the Larry Viezel roast.

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Pay special attention to the beautiful son of a bitch in this one:

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Special thanks to Fester for making with the tapey-tapey.

First, watch my dear friend Shawn do this....

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Then, watch me do this...

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If you're still in the mood to follow orders after that, buy me a present.

I can't decide on whether this is the finest Halloween costume I've ever seen or if it is the finest thing I've ever seen.

EDIT: Photobucket hates fun. As soon as my web savvy gets better, I'll re-post it.

Thanks, Holly.


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This is the opening credits for an ’80s-style Saturday-morning cartoon version of Alan Moore's graphic novel. If you haven't read the book, there are a couple of jokes that will go over your head. If you've seen the movie, I hate you. My stupid job is making me work during the premiere. Enjoy.

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