Today was a boring day. All day I sat on my computer and watched almost 20 episodes of FMA in a row.
haha shows how much of a life I have. =p

Hi.
Buttsex.
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People Deserve to Die ( Read more... )

Okay so today I've had horrible gas. I have gas alomost every day but especially today. So I was sitting on my computer chair with my cousin right next to me and I do a one cheek sneek and fart. But it turns out it was alittle more then 'just a fart.' It turns out that I crapped myself. In shock I scream " I JUST SHUT MYSELF" and run into the ( Read more... )

Today was like any normal day at school. 1) I went in 2 hours late 2) Pissed at least 3 teachers off 3)Didn't have in 2 essays and 4)Didn't do any homework. But ofcorse, I am Super Joanie and I made it thru the day without getting shot but a homework hungry teacher. But thats a diffrent story. *fast fowards threw day ( Read more... )

A Lession learned why you should never talk to your ex-girlfriend ( Read more... )

Is it just me or are dentist really creepy? Because my dentist scares the shit out of me. Because today as I walked into the office out of nowhere my dentist started rambling onto me about how I made too much noise when I walked in and such...and worst of all he was hitting on me. An 80 year old man hitting on a a girl about 60 years younger then ( Read more... )