Poopy Paper.
Today was like any normal day at school. 1) I went in 2 hours late 2) Pissed at least 3 teachers off 3)Didn't have in 2 essays and 4)Didn't do any homework. But ofcorse, I am Super Joanie and I made it thru the day without getting shot but a homework hungry teacher. But thats a diffrent story. *fast fowards threw day*
Okay so Stine is drawing pictures of us all (Meh, Erin, Herself and Emilio)*Now remember this folks , Emilio is a huge suck-up to his dad and would do almost anything for his Daddy Dearist*
and then Emilio's dad called *gasp*. So when he called I went to go take a nice wet poop because I've been holding it in for the past days. So when I came out of the bathroom from reliving the erking poo I hear Stine babbling on and mocking Emilio by says "Oh Daddy don't stop that feels so good!" and stuff like that. So to join in I pick up my dog *who is a minature pincher* and hold her rectum against my crotch and proceed to hump her and I start to yell "Oh Daddy Harder! Faster!" And anoy Emilio. Since Emilio is such a huge ass-prick to me he kicks me really hard in the shin, breaks the skin and gives me a huge bruse. So then of corse I fight back and yadda yadda ya. The for some reason we find ourselfs in my living room. Stine was amusung herself by drawing pictures of us all. She drew me and Erin just lovly but then it care to emilio... She was still teasing hiim about the whole 'Daddy I love you' thing so drew a picture oh him on his knees sucking his dads dick (and she is really good at drawing so it looked priceless) We were all laughing exept for Emilio. He was being an huge ass so ripped the paper out of the book and was trying to rip it up. Luckly I saved it just in the nik' of time and to keep it away from him I put it down my pants between my nice warm (and still slightly pasty from the dump I took) butt cheeks. Now Emilio didn't dare to go down into my pants to fetch the picture. I left it between the crevices of my cheeks for a while. ANd the whole time about every five minutes I would let out a nice juicy wet fart. Later when I was finally tired of getting papercuts on my cheeks I took out the paper, looked at it and almost died laughing. There was a tiny smear of poop on the paper. Yes... I still have the paper and cherish it and its nice poopy stain =]
Okay so Stine is drawing pictures of us all (Meh, Erin, Herself and Emilio)*Now remember this folks , Emilio is a huge suck-up to his dad and would do almost anything for his Daddy Dearist*
and then Emilio's dad called *gasp*. So when he called I went to go take a nice wet poop because I've been holding it in for the past days. So when I came out of the bathroom from reliving the erking poo I hear Stine babbling on and mocking Emilio by says "Oh Daddy don't stop that feels so good!" and stuff like that. So to join in I pick up my dog *who is a minature pincher* and hold her rectum against my crotch and proceed to hump her and I start to yell "Oh Daddy Harder! Faster!" And anoy Emilio. Since Emilio is such a huge ass-prick to me he kicks me really hard in the shin, breaks the skin and gives me a huge bruse. So then of corse I fight back and yadda yadda ya. The for some reason we find ourselfs in my living room. Stine was amusung herself by drawing pictures of us all. She drew me and Erin just lovly but then it care to emilio... She was still teasing hiim about the whole 'Daddy I love you' thing so drew a picture oh him on his knees sucking his dads dick (and she is really good at drawing so it looked priceless) We were all laughing exept for Emilio. He was being an huge ass so ripped the paper out of the book and was trying to rip it up. Luckly I saved it just in the nik' of time and to keep it away from him I put it down my pants between my nice warm (and still slightly pasty from the dump I took) butt cheeks. Now Emilio didn't dare to go down into my pants to fetch the picture. I left it between the crevices of my cheeks for a while. ANd the whole time about every five minutes I would let out a nice juicy wet fart. Later when I was finally tired of getting papercuts on my cheeks I took out the paper, looked at it and almost died laughing. There was a tiny smear of poop on the paper. Yes... I still have the paper and cherish it and its nice poopy stain =]