IS ANYONE BY ANY CHANCE TERRIBLY ADEPT AT CATCHING RABBITS??

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I like this trend! It makes me somewhat upset being so far away from Fanny, my pure-bred steed, however I do like to think I have the next best thing away from home! And whilst I wish I could paste in a photograph of Fanny, it's kept in a frame by my bed-side; but not wishing to be left out, I have decided to stick in a photograph of my ( Read more... )

But bank robberies, floozies, and naked bosoms aside! Only ten more days until the most romantic day of the year! And so much to still do!

- Order flowers!
- Find the most super Valentine's day outfit!
- Find a date for Mr. Greenfellow at the home!
- Would anyone over the age of fifty enjoy going on a blind date??
- Decorations! Perhaps a mass ( Read more... )

I THINK MAYBE SOMEONE PUT FLOOZY IN THE WATER.

Pearl, can we get ice-cream, even though my Mother says it makes you doomed to matronhood and stretch marks, I think I should like some?

( PRIVATE TO NAPOLEON HART )

[backdated to shortly after this, writing is somewhat sloppier than usual]

Mr. Connell can you please lend me $40 for the taxi and I can pay you back later please.

HEELS:

- Might cause unwanted tripping should surface of reception hall be deemed unfortunate! And one doesn't want to upstage the bride should a hospital trip be needed!
- Potential for slower movement in the race to be the first to the bouquet!
- Due to height, might put me in the front of the pack when racing to the bouquet!
- Do make calves ( Read more... )

( PRIVATE TO NAPOLEON HART. )

Well! I asked the man at the video store for suggestions on movies appealing to the male persuasion, and whilst I think he may have misunderstood at first and I did not realize girls were allowed to go so wild, I told him of the criteria of explosions, violence, and love scenes, and now have a whole slew of movies to choose from for tomorrow! ( Read more... )