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[superiffic]

But bank robberies, floozies, and naked bosoms aside! Only ten more days until the most romantic day of the year! And so much to still do!

- Order flowers!
- Find the most super Valentine's day outfit!
- Find a date for Mr. Greenfellow at the home!
- Would anyone over the age of fifty enjoy going on a blind date??
- Decorations! Perhaps a mass

Comments

[antibyron]

[superiffic]

Oh no! Just making things festive!

[antibyron]

Napoleon.

[superiffic]

!!!

Do you have a girlfriend? Do you have your eye on someone? Is she super? Is she a non-floozy? When are you getting married? Gracious! Can I pick the theme? A fairy tale wedding! She could ride in a coach! And be missing a shoe! Who is she??

[wearingshirts]

[superiffic]

!!!

Do you have pink roses??

[wearingshirts]

[superiffic]

Can you put them together in the shape of a heart?? Or a tortoise??

[superiffic]

In the Pentamerone! With pink bows on them! And possibly carrying an appropriately romantic card in their beaks to deliver to the intended recipient!

[superiffic]

Goodness! How true! I need to also purchase bird seed!

[off_the_hookah]

I'm 45 - is that close enough to qualify for the blind date?

[superiffic]

How do you feel about false teeth??

[off_the_hookah]

[...]

I'll spare you the answer I originally wanted to give.

I'm fine with false teeth. Is this a lady we are speaking about?

[superiffic]

Super?

Well! It was a gentleman; however, there are plenty of dateless females at the nursing home!

[getoffmybridge]

I'm so fucking glad I don't work at the Pen any more.

[superiffic]

!!!

Are you birdphobic?

[getoffmybridge]

I fucking hate Valentines Day worse than all the hype about Christmas.

[superiffic]

That's only because you haven't found your soul mate!