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[superiffic]

But bank robberies, floozies, and naked bosoms aside! Only ten more days until the most romantic day of the year! And so much to still do!

- Order flowers!
- Find the most super Valentine's day outfit!
- Find a date for Mr. Greenfellow at the home!
- Would anyone over the age of fifty enjoy going on a blind date??
- Decorations! Perhaps a mass

Comments

[off_the_hookah]

I'm 45 - is that close enough to qualify for the blind date?

[superiffic]

How do you feel about false teeth??

[off_the_hookah]

[...]

I'll spare you the answer I originally wanted to give.

I'm fine with false teeth. Is this a lady we are speaking about?

[superiffic]

Super?

Well! It was a gentleman; however, there are plenty of dateless females at the nursing home!

[off_the_hookah]

How old is this gentleman in question, and would he be alright with having a blind date set up for him with another gentleman?

And just how old is this gentleman in question?

[superiffic]

Oh! I shall have to check! And sixty-two! He's super, and tells terribly amusing stories of his life as a hippy!

[off_the_hookah]

I think that would be a very good idea.

And maybe next time, specify which gender you're looking for, when you're setting up a blind date.