DO'S AND DON'TS OF VISITING A GAS STATION

[superheroine]

DO always, always, always know what pump you are on. All you have to do is look up and there's a fuckoff huge number right there. Remember that.
DO NOT slap your money down on the counter and point to a hemisphere of the station. There are six pumps on that side. I didn't notice you pulling in. Even if I did, I'm going to ask you anyway because you

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[superheroine]

IKR? I hate it. I asked someone once, "Why didn't you just put the change in my hand?" They said "Because I don't know what kinds of germs are on your hands!"

Yes, because that change is definitely cleaner. :|

[purely_distel]

*pats back* live (and customers in paticular) can be such a bitch ...

[sockglue]

There should be similar rules for visiting a grocery store. Including wearing a bra (you too ladies), putting some underwear on, making sure your pants are pulled all the way up. I swear the grocery store is filled with unknowing exhibitionists.

[jesklash]

Those sound similar to the Dos and Donts of visiting Bakers Square! What a coincidence!

[iosperosol]

man i never know what pump i'm at... (and i tried to comment with this earlier but it wouldn't let me... if you saw it sorry for the repeat) but seriously, i ALWAYS forget to look at the pump number