DO'S AND DON'TS OF VISITING A GAS STATION
DO always, always, always know what pump you are on. All you have to do is look up and there's a fuckoff huge number right there. Remember that.
DO NOT slap your money down on the counter and point to a hemisphere of the station. There are six pumps on that side. I didn't notice you pulling in. Even if I did, I'm going to ask you anyway because you pissed me off.
DO NOT assume I'm an idiot because I work in a gas station. I know you gave me a ten. Don't pretend you gave me a twenty.
DO NOT come in shirtless if you are fat and ugly.
DO come in shirtless if you are a hot airman from the air force out for a run. :3
DO NOT continue to hit on me after I told you twice I had a boyfriend.
DO put the money in my outstretched hand.
DO NOT bypass my outstretched hand and put your money on the counter.
DO NOT bitch and moan that it takes me forever to pick up the twenty dimes you threw on the counter, instead of putting them in my hand.
DO GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE IN THE STORE.
DO NOT have your cell phone on speaker phone while in the store. Nobody wants to hear your conversation. Go die.
DO NOT hold up the massive line behind you because you have an important phone call. Go the fuck outside.
DO go to the correct register.
DO NOT say "I want that one, that one, and that one" when ordering scratch-off tickets. I can't see where you're pointing. They're numbered for a reason.
*dies slowly*
DO NOT slap your money down on the counter and point to a hemisphere of the station. There are six pumps on that side. I didn't notice you pulling in. Even if I did, I'm going to ask you anyway because you pissed me off.
DO NOT assume I'm an idiot because I work in a gas station. I know you gave me a ten. Don't pretend you gave me a twenty.
DO NOT come in shirtless if you are fat and ugly.
DO come in shirtless if you are a hot airman from the air force out for a run. :3
DO NOT continue to hit on me after I told you twice I had a boyfriend.
DO put the money in my outstretched hand.
DO NOT bypass my outstretched hand and put your money on the counter.
DO NOT bitch and moan that it takes me forever to pick up the twenty dimes you threw on the counter, instead of putting them in my hand.
DO GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE IN THE STORE.
DO NOT have your cell phone on speaker phone while in the store. Nobody wants to hear your conversation. Go die.
DO NOT hold up the massive line behind you because you have an important phone call. Go the fuck outside.
DO go to the correct register.
DO NOT say "I want that one, that one, and that one" when ordering scratch-off tickets. I can't see where you're pointing. They're numbered for a reason.
*dies slowly*