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sometimes i feel like i'm doug heffernan and i got my ips truck stuck in the drive-thru ( Read more... )

i quit raleigh. i'm a better man because of it ( Read more... )

I don't really have much to say. I'm just kinda bored ( Read more... )

School is good. Well, school is better than work. Work sucks. Cleaning floors sucks. Having no money sucks. Cold weather sucks ( Read more... )

I don't really have anything to say ( Read more... )

I want my fucking frosting ( Read more... )

Today was pretty uneventful. I woke up and drank some milk, but it was poisoned. good thing i'm immune to every poison ever invented. Then, the president called and started giving me shit, so i reached up the phone and killed him with my middle dick. then, i realized that this girl danielle is wicked fat. i got angry and started killing ( Read more... )

The U.F.A. CD's are finally out. I think they came out very good. Thirty songs in twenty minutes. Only 100 were made, and they're $5. If you want one, let me know ( Read more... )

Stoughton Theater can suck both my right, and my left nut ( Read more... )