He's like Columbus, he gets murderous on purpose ( Read more... )

No speaka the english, I only do the math

WHAT IT IS THAT IS GOIN' ON?

I'm no longer a jobless wonder, and have been spending the last week at my new job at K-Mart. Say what you will of the evils of corporate America, and I will tell you it's the cushiest job I've ever had. I stand at a register, make change, and set my charm on stun. It just ( Read more... )

The feds try and torture him for the secret recipe ( Read more... )

Swallowed it, his own brand of shit if only he could bottle it.

WHAT IT IS THAT IS GOIN' ON?

Aflac would have been a fine opportunity for me. Emphasis on would have been. Unfortunately, I would have required a modicum of fall-back income that I just haven't acquired. I wouldn't have seen any profit for a couple of months, while I laid the sales ( Read more... )

Discretely with this CD til' they be completely bonkered.

WHAT IT IS THAT IS GOIN' ON?

I'm updating my journal for the first time in nearly a month. I'd say some high fives are in order. Therefore, high-fives all around to the six or so people reading this. My time at James and Law has draw to a close, and now I'm eying a slightly different mode ( Read more... )

Danger zooming past mad fast on the hunt ( Read more... )

For a blast to the blunt, truant since last month ( Read more... )

To all fake rappers twenty three ska-doo ( Read more... )

kept all his earnings in a bank and a shoe ( Read more... )

Before it got rusted from drinkin' all the brew.

LOOK AT ME FERDINAND!

Computer Man Episode 1
Computer Man Episode 2
Computer Man Episode 3

These, as a whole, could very well be the cheesiest things I've ever seen. For that reason alone, I had to post them. Well, and one other reason, but you'll discover that in due time.

Oh, and there's this. ( Read more... )