an old farmer's mule fell into and got stuck in a well. try as he might, the farmer couldn't get it out. after many frustrated attempts, he decided the mule wasn't worth saving, so he set about burying it alive in the well. everytime a shovel-full of dirt landed on the mule, the mule would shake it off and step up on it. eventually the mule, on a ( Read more... )

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so, after having my car fixed like eleventy hundred times since i bought it under 2 yrs ago, i decided today to attempt to join the sad grownup world. i went to a car dealership and furrowed my brow and said nonsensical things that were obviously acceptable to anyone who wants yr money bad enough. despite having no credit whatsoever, to the point ( Read more... )

i am long overdue for a lengthy downtrodden entry, but instead i give you this, which is probly worse...


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the resident Jubilant Heavy Guy Who Smells Like Lunchmeat at my work just told me i literally look dead. i want mexican food.