New posts at my actual blog:

onlifeinprogress.blogspot.com

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basically, I only post to onlifeinprogress.blogspot.com

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New posts on my blog!

onlifeinprogress.blogspot.com

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i started a new blog

On Life In Progress

Basically, its posts you've seen here, but I want it to be a forum for better writing as well. Please read, comment, and force me to work harder on my writing.

For about 15 months, I was a practicing vegetarian ( Read more... )

I just referred to a then straight man dating women during the beginning of the AIDS epidemic as "dodging a hand grenade thrown into a preschool ( Read more... )

"So I want to say to my supporters: when you hear people saying or think to yourself 'if only' or 'what if', I say, please don't go there. Every moment wasted looking back keeps us from looking forward". -Hillary Clinton ( Read more... )

Hi,

I am computing from my bed! I bought a bed top computer! Now Jenn and I are being online using the internets from my bed!

Fuck mad bitches. If I knew half of what you knew, I'd be legally retarded.

So today I went to work. When I'm working and I make a mistake, I have this terrible habit of assuming that the customer believes that I'm some dead head with no future. As though forgetting that they wanted a "two-pump-sugar-free-vanilla-latte-with-whole-milk-iced-venti... no-grande..." (which makes it hard to enter and retain in our system) ( Read more... )

Today at Starbucks, I took the Cinnamon Challenge. That is, you are asked to eat a spoon full of cinnamon. I do not encourage you to try. It is like biting dry spicy death in the butt. I choked and coughed and cried. Now I think I've done permanent damage to my body.

I love my job.

Also, does anyone want approximately 20 breakfast sandwiches?