Screened to Man Filter (Diego, Phoenix, Miles) + Desiree, Angel & Adrian

[sunny_delite]

Diego, Edgeworth, Mr. Wright! Dessie, Ms. Starr, Ms. Andrews!!

HELP! I don't know what I should do! This is ridiculous.... There's some teenager who's trying to pressure me into joining a FOOTBALL team just because I can run fast! I already told him "no" so many times, but he won't stop hounding me

Comments

[fragrant_coffee]

That Daryan Crescend - a punk-ass boy who plays football and is trying to work alongside you - is a stalker and a murderer.

Do you think that's as real as Ron's nervous issues?

[[would you believe I forgot]] [[now let's piss off Edgeworth]]

[fragrant_coffee]

Ha! You're a bad one.

[fragrant_coffee]

Yes. Though I can also think of better use for your wiles than scaring a grown man witless.

[fragrant_coffee]

Well, I suppose I'm always willing to give a lady my hand where it counts.

[miles_distant]

I'll be sure to relay that to statement to Karen for you, Armando.

[fragrant_coffee]

I suppose if you found me a Steel Samurai costume I'd be more worried, Edgeworth.

[miles_distant]

If you're not quite broad enough for Char Aznable, I doubt sincerely you'd fill out a Steel Samurai costume.

[fragrant_coffee]

...Well, you sure out-dorked me.

[miles_distant]

And yet I'm the one staying at the apartment of a beautiful woman. Funny how that works out.

[fragrant_coffee]

I admit it is a nice place, at that.

((he's confused by this thread))

[sunny_delite]

Diego??

Um... You and Miss Starr... Do you have a history together?

[fragrant_coffee]

No, Ron. I gave her a footrub in exchange for her setting me up on blind dates.