Screened to Man Filter (Diego, Phoenix, Miles) + Desiree, Angel & Adrian

Jul 28, 2008 23:27

Diego, Edgeworth, Mr. Wright! Dessie, Ms. Starr, Ms. Andrews!!

HELP! I don't know what I should do! This is ridiculous.... There's some teenager who's trying to pressure me into joining a FOOTBALL team just because I can run fast! I already told him "no" so many times, but he won't stop hounding me!

I've already received TWELVE faxes from him in the past eight hours with nothing but "JOIN FOOTBALL" written on it. He's left me a couple of messages in my voice mail with the same thing!! And then there are the e-mails... Here, please take a look!!!


from: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
to: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Join the Monteray Monsters

Join the Monteray Monsters.

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from: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
to: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

What?? What IS the Monteray Monsters?

~Ron D.

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from: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
to: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

It's the football team that you should be joining now.

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from: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
to: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

I told you I don't want to play footbal! PLEASE leave me ALONE!!

~Ron D.

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from: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
to: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

Wasn't asking. This is not a compromise, not a negotiation. We need your speed to win.

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from: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
to: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

Please listen! I am TERRIBLE at sports...... I never did well with them in gym class in school. I'd be completely useless! Not to mention football looks SCARY.... Isn't it just a bunch of big guys slamming into each other??

Anyway, I'm NOT interested.

~Ron D.

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from: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
to: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

Don't be such a whiny idiot. I'm not making you to try to take down guys three times bigger than you. I know that you'd be squashed flat, man. All I need you to do is run. Just run from one end of a field to another. That's it. I've seen how you can run first hand and you can lose just about anyone trying to catch you.

Come on, don't you want to be famous and win trophies for just doing that? Hell, don't you want to prove that you are a man?

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from: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
to: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

....Run? That's it? Really??

~Ron. D

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from: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
to: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

That's it. Just hold a ball and run until you reach the goal line. You can do that, can't you?

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from: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
to: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

Well..... yes, but.......

~Ron. D

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from: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
to: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

But what?

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from: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
to: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

......
Um. I'll think about it. Okay?

~Ron D.

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from: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
to: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

...Fine. Think about it for a day or so. If you don't make a decision by then, then I'll ask again. In person.

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from: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
to: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

H-hey! You don't know where I live!!
......Er. Right?

~Ron D.

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from: Daryan Crescend (daryancrescend@gmail.com)
to: Ron DeLite (i_ron_butterfly@gmail.com)
date: Mon, Jul 28, 2020
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Join the Monteray Monsters

Don't you worry about that. I have my ways. Just think long and hard about joining.

So um... What do you think?? I'm not sure what to do.... I-I mean, I have to admit I'm kind of interested but despite what he said, I think I'm going to be KILLED out on the fields! I've been looking for some excitement in my life but... this can't be the answer, can it??

oh god what have i done, manly advice filter, growing balls, read eyeshield 21 dammit

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