[video] totally doing tags tomorrow

[sunflowersunday]

[Oh, look who it is! It’s Russia-oh shit what the fuck is this. He’s noticeably younger, maybe in his late teens, dressed in much older garb and a fuzzy Russian hat, and he looks... well, kinda sickly, actually. But more on that later. He’s staring into a hall terminal as though it’s grown three heads and muttering in Russian. Yeah, he’s probably

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[hurricanebomber]

...Russia?

[sunflowersunday]

[OH MY GOD THE BOX IS TALKING.

THE BOX IS FUCKING TALKING.

RUSSIA IS SCREAMING. AND POSSIBLY STABBING THE TERMINAL.]

[hurricanebomber]

[WOW. Gokudera had not actually thought Russia could GET ANY CRAZIER. But apparently he was wrong.

So against his better judgment and all sorts of common sense and survival instincts, he goes looking for the creeper. Shouldn't be hard to find a screaming Russian, right?]

[sunflowersunday]

[No not really. Considering he has no idea where he is/where to flee to safety/what the hell is going on, he's just huddled by a stabbed terminal, knife still in hand. He's a hysterical mess, alternating between muttering prayers and curses.

Have fun with the crazy.]

1/3

[idkmybfftony]

Hey, you're back! You should know that you're not allowed to get out of here before I do! I was wondering where you went, it's hard to keep tabs on you when you're not-

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[idkmybfftony]

[What. The fuck. Even.

He stares at Russia for a few moments.]

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[idkmybfftony]

You look different!

Did you get a haircut?

[sunflowersunday]

GO AWAY DEMON I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE LEAVE ME IN PEACE!

[He's holding up a cross necklace at you.

As though that will help.]

mamalaaaaaaaaaaaand ;o;

[zerocolors]

Russia-san..? What happened?

FRIEEEENNNNDDDDD ;o;

[sunflowersunday]

H-how do you know my name? What are you? Who are you?

[STILL HOLDING THAT CROSS. WHEN IN DOUBT, TURN TO GOD.]

MAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAA ;o;

[zerocolors]

[ GOD DOES NOT EXIST. THE EMPEROR IS GOD. ]

[ but lol confused face. IS THIS LIKE THE EMPEROR'S MEMORY HAX EFFECT? ]

My name is Suzaku. We were....[ pause, uhh let me think on this. ] we were friends.

FRIEEEEENNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ;o;

[sunflowersunday]

[YOU MEAN CZAR? ...I'LL MEET YOU HALF-WAY ON THAT POINT.

Russia used Reflect! Confusion face is bounced right back.]

...Friends?

When was this? I don't recall anything...

[elegantvirtuoso]

[Oh my, this seems kind of familiar. I mean, he was kind of busy at the time with the Fifteen Years' War and the Reformation and such, but still. He's torn, really. Russia's obviously distraught, but also obviously carving things into the wall with a knife. ...Perhaps it would be best to begin cautiously.]

...Err. Russia? I see you've returned.

[sunflowersunday]

[GOD HIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER. Surprisingly, Austria's calmed him down some. Mostly out of confusion.]

Austria? But-- why are you here? ...And why are you older?

[elegantvirtuoso]

Because I am older. [HE'S SO HELPFUL, AIN'T HE?] And we have been taken capture by a place known as Wonderland.

[sunflowersunday]

[JUST. WHAT IS LIFE.]

Could you elaborate?

1/idk 2 maybe.

[watchful_knight]

[Oh God what happened to Musko- Russia. On the other hand this is way more similar than what he remembers of him, which ...kind of is a plus. Everyone told him that "Russia" was a dangerous and bad person, so...

Anyway this doesn't look good. Mommy hen reflex, on. ...Also trying to sound as calm and soothing as he can, because he really doesn't need to scare the poor nation more.]

[watchful_knight]

[...Just taking a moment while he tries to calm down. Could that been the Golden Horde? But they were about to completely dissolve wehre he's from... What other nations could he be talking about?]

[watchful_knight]

[Either way, he has never had any real problems with this one, neither back home nor here, and if he's from an earlier point of time, he might not even have thought about all the things that seem to have happened later on.]

DONE - I'd never have thought that I would use this icon for Russia.

[watchful_knight]

You're not dead. You've been taken to a place called Wonderland, and you cannot leave, but there is enough food and warmth here to lead a very comfortable life.

[And sugar and cacao and other things and a large amount of everything.]