[video] totally doing tags tomorrow

[sunflowersunday]

[Oh, look who it is! It’s Russia-oh shit what the fuck is this. He’s noticeably younger, maybe in his late teens, dressed in much older garb and a fuzzy Russian hat, and he looks... well, kinda sickly, actually. But more on that later. He’s staring into a hall terminal as though it’s grown three heads and muttering in Russian. Yeah, he’s probably

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1/idk 2 maybe.

[watchful_knight]

[Oh God what happened to Musko- Russia. On the other hand this is way more similar than what he remembers of him, which ...kind of is a plus. Everyone told him that "Russia" was a dangerous and bad person, so...

Anyway this doesn't look good. Mommy hen reflex, on. ...Also trying to sound as calm and soothing as he can, because he really doesn't need to scare the poor nation more.]

[watchful_knight]

[...Just taking a moment while he tries to calm down. Could that been the Golden Horde? But they were about to completely dissolve wehre he's from... What other nations could he be talking about?]

[watchful_knight]

[Either way, he has never had any real problems with this one, neither back home nor here, and if he's from an earlier point of time, he might not even have thought about all the things that seem to have happened later on.]

DONE - I'd never have thought that I would use this icon for Russia.

[watchful_knight]

You're not dead. You've been taken to a place called Wonderland, and you cannot leave, but there is enough food and warmth here to lead a very comfortable life.

[And sugar and cacao and other things and a large amount of everything.]

1/? it's because babby russia is a pitiful thing

[sunflowersunday]

I'm not--?

[sunflowersunday]

[DSAJKLR;EHWL;DJSAKL;EJ3WLRE;WHJL;GHTOI5URWEFHDGSITEJRGKSAFH LITHUANIA. DAMN ITTTTT.]

[sunflowersunday]

[DAMN IT.]

[sunflowersunday]

...Of course I'm not. Of course I'm prisoner. You're here. Even in Hell I would not have the misfortune of meeting you or Poland.

[sunflowersunday]

I won't stop fighting, you realize--

doneee

[sunflowersunday]

...Food?

<3 also 1/idk

[watchful_knight]

I'm Lithuania!

[Let's assume that he got something wrong. The only people that he has really fought that hard were Mongol because what kind of nation-tan is that even and Teutonic. Sure, he had little wars with others, but...

...wait. He mentioned Poland. He can't mean someone else then. But when... Sure, Poland can be thoughtless and is a fierce fighter. But Muskovy's reaction is really off.]

[watchful_knight]

I won't harm you. This place is safe. Nobody will hurt you.

DONE

[watchful_knight]

And yes, there is a lot of food here. As much as anyone could want.

[sunflowersunday]

[Russia's thoughts: I BET ALL THE FOOD IS POISONED.

And yeah he doesn't trust Lithuania's reaction at all. The kindness is befuddling and... actually a little infuriating, because gee wouldn't it be nice if he'd be that kind back home? It's like Liet's mocking him.]

As long as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is here and Sweden is not, no, I'm not. You know that as well as I do. Don't humiliate me further by feigning kindness.

[watchful_knight]

[Lithuania's thoughts: OH GOD WHAT IS FUTURE (because it is clearly neither past nor present for him). Pretty much that. He's also trying to imagine the constellation of powers that Muskovy is from. And that accusation hurt some.]

I don't feign it. You seem confused and that is normal in this place, but things are different here. Neither our children nor our bosses are in the mansion, and there is no territory. We don't have to fight.

[sunflowersunday]

You mean my children and your puppet are not here. ...Your impostor Dmitriy is not here?

[pause pause well at least without a fake boss, he can focus more on finding a new heir to the throne.]

What may be an interest in territory for you is a matter of retaining nationhood--no, it very well may be a matter of survival for me. I will not forget that we are at war. Should you attempt anything, I will fight back with all I have.