PAIRING/CHARACTERS: Nao (Kagrra,) x Kamenashi Kazuya (KAT-TUN), Isshi
RATING: PG for plain oddness
THEME: "6 photographic fate"
A/N: This is a continuation to the previous
10_encounters challenge one-shot, The Wrong Bus. These ten stories I'm writing for the challenge are revolving around Nao and his "bus stop crushes". So, basically, what we're talking about here is 10 independent one-shots. However, if you wish to, you can read them in the order of posting and see a loose connection between each "chapter". Some sequels will follow after I've gotten the challenge finished.
Also, to ramble a bit more: I'm mainly representing the pairings via dialogue. I think I'll make another claim someday and write decent boylove stuff for that one. For now, tho, we have Nao sharing his adventures with Isshi. The fics take place in the PSC building (mainly), so thus odd cameos can appear 8)
SUMMARY: Nao wishes to take advantage of the... potential of his new boyfriend.
"You're dating with who now?" Isshi coughed.
Nao tilted his head and smiled gleefully. "With Kame," he repeated kindly, oblivious to the other man's shocked state.
"...Kame. As in... the Kame from that... boyband?" Isshi added with a shiver.
"Yes. Kame, as in the Kame from that boyband," Nao laughed and plopped himself down into a couch and started leafing a magazine he had found lying around in the room.
"...Right." Isshi felt his before so rich vocabulary had gotten notably thin during the past weeks. He rubbed his temple and turned back to the water kettle he had been pottering around with before Nao's announcement-like statement.
Suddenly Nao's whole amiable manner changed; his bearing uncoiled as his abruptly sharpened eyes ran on the pages of the magazine. "Isshi!"
"What is it?" Isshi asked, regretting already as doing so.
Nao sprang up and pressed himself against Isshi's side whilst simultaneously pushing the magazine close to the vocalist's face. "Look! There he is, my baby~"
Isshi gave Nao a suffering glance before taking the magazine from the excited young man. "Well so it seems," he muttered. KAT-TUN. How absolutely... adorable.
Nao beamed proudly. "He's incredibly photogenic. Fucking good genes, now wouldn't you say? Our children will become insanely beautiful~"
"Dear Naoran. You do remember that both of you are men? Although he's exceptionally pretty, this Kame guy here, he's a male nonetheless. Not even the science of today can make a man pregnant."
Nao snorted. "Isshi. Sometimes, just sometimes, you're awfully old-fashioned. Genotype aside, also surroundings play a significant role in a child's development. The child will be ours if we raise him together."
"Right." Isshi couldn't help himself. "And how would you get a child in the first place? Are you planning to steal one from some unlucky mother shopping in Wall-Mart?"
Nao rolled his eyes and returned to the couch. "I told you. Kame has good genes. It'd be plain stupid to let them go to waste. So. He will make one for us. You know. In an old-fashioned way." Nao continued reading the magazine. "And then I'll become mommy~"
For a moment all Isshi could do was to stare at his friend on the couch and then the kettle that was softly puffing on the table. Slowly, Isshi turned around and exited the room.
Tea was -certainly not- strong enough.
Maybe the GazettE had some bright bottles hidden in their office.
*Lol hello random :') Hopefully you enjoyed this piece♥ In our fanfiction archive (links in the comm's sidebar and profile) you can find the challenge table with themes. I'm also going to list the chapters in the order of posting under 'multifandom'.
Next pairing to come: Nao x Uruha 8) (This challenge is too much fun to bear! ;D)