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Feb 25, 2008 17:14

Ooh....I've lost track of the passed few days...I must've gotten a real good sip of that giggle water. I'm not really made for that sort of thing...

I don't suppose anyone has seen a couple hundred business cards laying around somewhere? Or maybe a purely innocent yet slightly risqué photograph? I seemed to have misplaced all of this. Oh, I knew ( Read more... )

character: oboro

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lucretia_merces February 25 2008, 22:45:51 UTC
Oh, Oboro! There you are! I...*looks down, her mouth a small 'O' of shock as she quickly covers it with her fan and looks away for a moment before regaining her composure and then looking him in the eye*

I found some of these - it seemed that Frasier was sleeping peacefully in a nest of them. I had to wait until he woke up to see about getting them back to you...I do apologize if there's cat hair on them...*flutter!~*

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heres_my_card February 25 2008, 22:54:56 UTC
*nonchalantly*

Oh, thank you, Miss Lucretia! Every one counts--even if they are riddled with cat hair. You'll have to excuse me, the mess I made with these cards around the castle is a bit embarrassing

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lucretia_merces February 25 2008, 23:04:40 UTC
The mess is embarassing? *ohohohoho!*

Yes. Ahem. I had wanted to talk to you about finding Richmond, and whether there was anything new about that case? *refuses to look anywhere except in his eyes**

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heres_my_card February 25 2008, 23:15:41 UTC
I'm strongly against littering~

Aah Richmond... I hope by now he isn't an ancient skeleton, laying around somewhere long forgotten! Last I heard, Detective Kidd was hot on the trail. Maybe it turned out to be the trail of a red herring...

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isabels_slave February 25 2008, 22:47:09 UTC
Excuse me, Sir Oboro, but I do not believe it is wise or legal to be indecently exposed.

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heres_my_card February 25 2008, 22:57:10 UTC
Why, who's indecently exposed? All the good bits are covered.

I wish there was more I could do, but those missing pants are my only pair, you see...

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isabels_slave February 25 2008, 23:06:58 UTC
Think of the children.

I advise that you stay in your room, while I find a suitable pair of pantaloons for you to wear.

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heres_my_card February 25 2008, 23:23:35 UTC
I can't be expected to stay in my room when my precious property is strewn all over the castle!

Besides, I've seen certain Maximillian Knights with less going on than me. How about we just call it even?

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aunt_sialeeds February 26 2008, 01:18:10 UTC
[a tad amused]

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Really, detective...you seem to be a bit too old to be wandering around without your pants.

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heres_my_card February 26 2008, 01:21:47 UTC
You honestly think so, Lady Sialeeds?
What if I tried to sum it up to senility?

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aunt_sialeeds February 26 2008, 01:27:45 UTC
I doubt that you're that old either, detective. Has anyone found your pants yet?

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heres_my_card February 26 2008, 01:32:18 UTC
That's no fun! I'm caught in the middle of an age gap with no benefits from either side~

What's worse is that it doesn't seem as if anyone's seen my breeches!

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percivalthegale February 26 2008, 01:31:22 UTC
...oh dear.

Perhaps what this castle needs is a 'lost and found.' It seems like a lot of things are going missing.

I assure you, sir, if I see an unclaimed pair of pants languishing somewhere, I'll send them your way. Just...don't go outside like that.

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heres_my_card February 26 2008, 01:36:02 UTC
Well! That's quite noble of you, sir!
And while your concern is much appreciated, don't you worry about me! Of course it's a tad bit dangerous for a man like me to walk around so provocatively, I promise you I can hold my own. Nobody's going to take advantage of Oboro!

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percivalthegale February 26 2008, 01:40:48 UTC
....... *sweatdrop*

Well, I'm glad you're so...prepared, Mr. Oboro is it? Percival Fraulein, of the Zexen Knights. I'd, er, offer you a pair of my own but you're a bit taller than I am. ...and scrawnier... I sincerely hope you have a stroke of better luck soon.

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heres_my_card February 26 2008, 01:47:33 UTC
Oboro! That's right! I'd give you a business card but I'm low on stock...
A pleasure to meet you, Sir Percival! Thanks for the offer but I could never intrude in on another man's pants, it's just rude!

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mismar February 26 2008, 01:32:41 UTC
U-Um... Oboro... I-Is the subject of that risqué photograph... s-someone... I know...?

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heres_my_card February 26 2008, 01:39:25 UTC
Hm? Oh does that mean you've found it!?

Now don't get the wrong impression of little miss Fuyo! You know what I always say: If you got it, flaunt it!

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mismar February 26 2008, 01:56:09 UTC
O-Oh... h-huh? I-I only saw her face and nothing else aside your pant...s..?

..............*realizes the absense of pants*...

E-EH?! O-OBORO!! *covers EYES!* Y-You're going to catch a cold!!

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heres_my_card February 26 2008, 02:01:58 UTC
Hmmm? Oh don't you worry about me, Lyon! I've got one heck of an immune system! It's all about the vitamin C, remember that!

Now you really must tell me more of this photograph you've seen!

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