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[heres_my_card]

Ooh....I've lost track of the passed few days...I must've gotten a real good sip of that giggle water. I'm not really made for that sort of thing...

I don't suppose anyone has seen a couple hundred business cards laying around somewhere? Or maybe a purely innocent yet slightly risqué photograph? I seemed to have misplaced all of this. Oh, I knew

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[lucretia_merces]

Oh, Oboro! There you are! I...*looks down, her mouth a small 'O' of shock as she quickly covers it with her fan and looks away for a moment before regaining her composure and then looking him in the eye*

I found some of these - it seemed that Frasier was sleeping peacefully in a nest of them. I had to wait until he woke up to see about getting them back to you...I do apologize if there's cat hair on them...*flutter!~*

[heres_my_card]

*nonchalantly*

Oh, thank you, Miss Lucretia! Every one counts--even if they are riddled with cat hair. You'll have to excuse me, the mess I made with these cards around the castle is a bit embarrassing

[lucretia_merces]

The mess is embarassing? *ohohohoho!*

Yes. Ahem. I had wanted to talk to you about finding Richmond, and whether there was anything new about that case? *refuses to look anywhere except in his eyes**

[heres_my_card]

I'm strongly against littering~

Aah Richmond... I hope by now he isn't an ancient skeleton, laying around somewhere long forgotten! Last I heard, Detective Kidd was hot on the trail. Maybe it turned out to be the trail of a red herring...

[isabels_slave]

Excuse me, Sir Oboro, but I do not believe it is wise or legal to be indecently exposed.

[heres_my_card]

Why, who's indecently exposed? All the good bits are covered.

I wish there was more I could do, but those missing pants are my only pair, you see...

[isabels_slave]

Think of the children.

I advise that you stay in your room, while I find a suitable pair of pantaloons for you to wear.

[heres_my_card]

I can't be expected to stay in my room when my precious property is strewn all over the castle!

Besides, I've seen certain Maximillian Knights with less going on than me. How about we just call it even?

[aunt_sialeeds]

[a tad amused]

...

Really, detective...you seem to be a bit too old to be wandering around without your pants.

[heres_my_card]

You honestly think so, Lady Sialeeds?
What if I tried to sum it up to senility?

[aunt_sialeeds]

I doubt that you're that old either, detective. Has anyone found your pants yet?

[heres_my_card]

That's no fun! I'm caught in the middle of an age gap with no benefits from either side~

What's worse is that it doesn't seem as if anyone's seen my breeches!

[percivalthegale]

...oh dear.

Perhaps what this castle needs is a 'lost and found.' It seems like a lot of things are going missing.

I assure you, sir, if I see an unclaimed pair of pants languishing somewhere, I'll send them your way. Just...don't go outside like that.

[heres_my_card]

Well! That's quite noble of you, sir!
And while your concern is much appreciated, don't you worry about me! Of course it's a tad bit dangerous for a man like me to walk around so provocatively, I promise you I can hold my own. Nobody's going to take advantage of Oboro!

[percivalthegale]

....... *sweatdrop*

Well, I'm glad you're so...prepared, Mr. Oboro is it? Percival Fraulein, of the Zexen Knights. I'd, er, offer you a pair of my own but you're a bit taller than I am. ...and scrawnier... I sincerely hope you have a stroke of better luck soon.

[heres_my_card]

Oboro! That's right! I'd give you a business card but I'm low on stock...
A pleasure to meet you, Sir Percival! Thanks for the offer but I could never intrude in on another man's pants, it's just rude!

[mismar]

U-Um... Oboro... I-Is the subject of that risqué photograph... s-someone... I know...?

[heres_my_card]

Hm? Oh does that mean you've found it!?

Now don't get the wrong impression of little miss Fuyo! You know what I always say: If you got it, flaunt it!

[mismar]

O-Oh... h-huh? I-I only saw her face and nothing else aside your pant...s..?

..............*realizes the absense of pants*...

E-EH?! O-OBORO!! *covers EYES!* Y-You're going to catch a cold!!

[heres_my_card]

Hmmm? Oh don't you worry about me, Lyon! I've got one heck of an immune system! It's all about the vitamin C, remember that!

Now you really must tell me more of this photograph you've seen!