SH 2013: for daeseol

[suholiday]

For: daeseol
From: Your Secret Santa

Title: A wizard's guide on how to ask Do Kyungsoo out (aka magic isn't almighty)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/D.O., side Sehun/Lu Han
Length: 8,637 words
Summary: Junmyeon sucks in general. And he likes to give out detentions.
Warnings: cursing and failed crack otl
Notes: to my recipient, I tried to make this

Comments

[daeseol]

SCREAMS WILL GET BACK TO THIS AFTER WORK WEEKEND omg i am sorry BUT MAN I CAN FEEL I WILL LOVE THIS SERIOUSLY <3 PLS WAIT FOR MY ESSAY AUTHOR-NIM <3

[daeseol]

okay authornim here we go in 3... 2... 1

[seutal]

SPOT WHILE I READ AND DIGEST EVERYTHING

[seutal]

Yifan panics and starts flailing his arms. and probably ends up hitting junmyeon and actually causing him to blackout but he didn't so yAY

I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF WONDERING HOW EVERYONE CAN TELL JUNMYEON STARES AT KYUNGSOO WEIRDLY EXCEPT KYUNGSOO HIMSELF BUT WAIT

(he can finally be named it was so troublesome to call him He Who Must Not Be Named when he had a nice ol’ name called Tom) I WANT TO CRY sO bAD

A couple of weeks later, during breakfast, his owl drops a package into his bowl of porridge, causing his face to be splattered with porridge after frog spawn soup junmyeon has literal frog porridge frog!myeon i ship

I bet half the school knows about it. except kyungsoo and junmyeon himself

wait why is baekhyun calling kyungsoo hyung

I LIKE BEWITCHED KRIS I'M CRYING SO BAD

Gradually, Yifan unfreezes and looks at Junmyeon with so much fondness in his eyes that Junmyeon takes a step back. s o h o w d o e s k y u ng s o o n ot k n o w ((maybe kyungsoo put a bewitching charm on junmyeon hmm))

“Junmyeon,” Yifan breathes. “

[fcukai]

Awkward Joonmyun is awkward, even as a wizard XD
And poor baby Jongdae, he was just trying to help ;;
Lol @the (not so) subtle Sukai and Krisho ;)
and Kyungsoo being mesmerized by Joonmyun's hair XDDDD
This was hilarious! Thanx for writing, Sudo deserve this much love ;;

[darklordsoo]

it's amazing how kyungsoo didn't notice junmyeon's stares at all I really like this a lot wowiowowowie