SH 2013: for daeseol

[suholiday]

For: daeseol
From: Your Secret Santa

Title: A wizard's guide on how to ask Do Kyungsoo out (aka magic isn't almighty)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/D.O., side Sehun/Lu Han
Length: 8,637 words
Summary: Junmyeon sucks in general. And he likes to give out detentions.
Warnings: cursing and failed crack otl
Notes: to my recipient, I tried to make this

Comments

[seutal]

Yifan panics and starts flailing his arms. and probably ends up hitting junmyeon and actually causing him to blackout but he didn't so yAY

I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF WONDERING HOW EVERYONE CAN TELL JUNMYEON STARES AT KYUNGSOO WEIRDLY EXCEPT KYUNGSOO HIMSELF BUT WAIT

(he can finally be named it was so troublesome to call him He Who Must Not Be Named when he had a nice ol’ name called Tom) I WANT TO CRY sO bAD

A couple of weeks later, during breakfast, his owl drops a package into his bowl of porridge, causing his face to be splattered with porridge after frog spawn soup junmyeon has literal frog porridge frog!myeon i ship

I bet half the school knows about it. except kyungsoo and junmyeon himself

wait why is baekhyun calling kyungsoo hyung

I LIKE BEWITCHED KRIS I'M CRYING SO BAD

Gradually, Yifan unfreezes and looks at Junmyeon with so much fondness in his eyes that Junmyeon takes a step back. s o h o w d o e s k y u ng s o o n ot k n o w ((maybe kyungsoo put a bewitching charm on junmyeon hmm))

“Junmyeon,” Yifan breathes. “Junmyeon, oh why are you so perfect; I can’t breathe at your perfection--” he takes in a deep breath at this point, “wait, I can’t let myself be seen right now! My hair is horrendous and Junmyeon’s here oh no what do I do--” except replace junmyeon with kyungsoo and yifan with junmyeon and TADAH

j u N M YEON HOW CNA YOU BEWITCH KYUNGSOO I AM DISAPPOINT wait

h a h a h a sukai

Kyungsoo is now Mesmerised not by Junmyeon, but by his hair. f U CK HAHAHAHHA

junmyeon is really good at modifying memories

“Will you go to the Yule Ball with me?” tHIS WAS ALL IT TOOK. KI M JUNMYEON. B UT NO HE HAD TO BEWITCH YIFAN AND BEWITCH JONGIN AND MAKE KYUNGS OO MESMERI SED WITH H IS HAIR AND MAKE BA EKHYUN DRINK A LOVE POTION AND LUHAN AND MINSEOK SCRAP WORMS OFF OLD T AB LES AND JONGDAE WASH TOILETS!!!!!!!!JONGDAE IS A GARDENER

Chanyeol squeals. p AR K ch AN YEOL SQUEALING????????????WAIT WHAT

summary: this is a frog!myeon story and not a suho/d.o story ha haha

pls write more crack next time i really love this and i love you and junmyeon and everything and yAY LOVES <33333333333333