One time I was given free reign of a bagel store I worked in. I was in charge of everything. Everyone was gone for the day ( Read more... )

So I've been married to my wife for a while now. Its been 6 years since our marriage and I had been dating her for 4 years prior to that. So its been quite a while. My life hasnt been that bad. I mean I have a good job working at Safeway bagging groceries, and my wife is a psychologist so she's the real breadwinner in the family ( Read more... )

Most women have eaten cum, they just don't know it. Guys naturally cum on girls food, toothbrushes, anything that will definitely end up in some chicks mouth. I've cummed on many toothbrushes, once my sexy cousin wondered aloud why her toothbrush tasted so strange, it was my cum naturally. So whether you like it or not, ladies you are going to eat ( Read more... )

anyone else on last.fm?

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So last night I was hanging out and drinking with a few buddies when I decided to bring the gathering inside to relax in some air conditioning. The night was winding down so I boot up the old Xbox to stream some South Park episodes through Netflix. Before I found the Netflix tab I noticed a green ring glowing under my television. It was my trusty ( Read more... )

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i just got live gold again. going on to play castle crashers right now.

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I was raised a Christian, but suffice it to say that by the time I reached 6th grade I was not only on very bad terms with God, but also on bad terms with humanity. Over the course of a month, as I struggled, I drew a 94 page graphic novel called "Bio-Apocalypse" in one of those Mead notebooks. I did this during recess or whenever I had free time, ( Read more... )