Sapphire Lupin neé McGonagall
Sue Name: Sapphire McGonagall
Suethor Name and URL: Minerva Liquidus Laetitia Evenstar (Please do not make fun of her name) and Never Be Normal
Story URL: Marauders and McGonagalls
Brief Description of Sue and Story
What would happen if Professor McGonagall had two beautiful nieces that went to school with the Marauders, and one of them had a pet tiger and the other had a psychic cat?
Sue #1: Beautiful, smart, perfect, passionate, chaste, pure, relationship Sue with Remus Lupin, popular for no apparent reason, beautiful eyes, sings so sweetly everyone cries, etc. etc.
Sue #2: sweet, smart, unpopular for no apparent reason, shy little wallflower, relationship Sue with Sirius Black.
Note: the second Sue's owner disappeared at some point along the way, so she's relegated to second fiddle and is therefore less developed, such as the word is applicable to Sues. Additionally, our two angels are HARD CORE relationship Sues, and everything else is secondary to that, including sooper dooper awesome neat powers.
Sue #3: Preternaturally developed mentally. Beautiful eyes.
Gary Stu: Perfect, smart, hot, etc.
The author is like Tara of My Immortal fame, but with less emo, better spelling, and Aspergers. And her site is like taking a step back in internet time, to like, 1998.
Meet Sapphire McGonagall, our heroine:
"...Sapphire didn't know it, but boys often debating if Sapphire or Lily was the prettiest and/or most popular girl in their year. It all came down to if they preferred Lily's crimson hair, bright green eyes, and confidence or Sapphire's curvy figure, golden hair, and sapphire blue eyes for which her parents named her.
Who, the author cops to, is her very own Sue.
Sapphire is in almost all of your fics. How did you invent her?
Basically, Sapphire is who I am and who I wish I could be. She is based on me in being honest, trustworthy, loyal, intelligent, in love with Remus, easily stressed, and having strong values. In addition, we posess the same sense of humour and prefer to wear jewellery and skirts instead of trousers.
Conversely, she is musically talented, beautiful, patient, always selfless, and modest. I am not, but I wish I was.
The only negative quality she has that I do not is that she's too trusting. That isnot something I want to be, yet I gave her that trait to make her a more interesting character to write about.
(from her FAQ and preserved in full color)
I don't think you can have a Sue and be humble.
This sporking (as I guess you call it?) is long and both an analysis of the fic and of her Sues. Because I detest the author and want her to die.
Oh, and a note for spoilers for Twilight. If you don't want to know what happens to the Author Avatar of that series, well, skip the first and fourth installments. It's unavoidable because there are SO many similarities - I'm half convinced Meyers read this fan fic and straight up lifted parts of it.
Part One
The Wedding (double commentary by myself and Arskina)
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
(it's forty two chapters long, ladies and gentlemen - this is squeezing this sucker down)
Suethor Name and URL: Minerva Liquidus Laetitia Evenstar (Please do not make fun of her name) and Never Be Normal
Story URL: Marauders and McGonagalls
Brief Description of Sue and Story
What would happen if Professor McGonagall had two beautiful nieces that went to school with the Marauders, and one of them had a pet tiger and the other had a psychic cat?
Sue #1: Beautiful, smart, perfect, passionate, chaste, pure, relationship Sue with Remus Lupin, popular for no apparent reason, beautiful eyes, sings so sweetly everyone cries, etc. etc.
Sue #2: sweet, smart, unpopular for no apparent reason, shy little wallflower, relationship Sue with Sirius Black.
Note: the second Sue's owner disappeared at some point along the way, so she's relegated to second fiddle and is therefore less developed, such as the word is applicable to Sues. Additionally, our two angels are HARD CORE relationship Sues, and everything else is secondary to that, including sooper dooper awesome neat powers.
Sue #3: Preternaturally developed mentally. Beautiful eyes.
Gary Stu: Perfect, smart, hot, etc.
The author is like Tara of My Immortal fame, but with less emo, better spelling, and Aspergers. And her site is like taking a step back in internet time, to like, 1998.
Meet Sapphire McGonagall, our heroine:
"...Sapphire didn't know it, but boys often debating if Sapphire or Lily was the prettiest and/or most popular girl in their year. It all came down to if they preferred Lily's crimson hair, bright green eyes, and confidence or Sapphire's curvy figure, golden hair, and sapphire blue eyes for which her parents named her.
Who, the author cops to, is her very own Sue.
Sapphire is in almost all of your fics. How did you invent her?
Basically, Sapphire is who I am and who I wish I could be. She is based on me in being honest, trustworthy, loyal, intelligent, in love with Remus, easily stressed, and having strong values. In addition, we posess the same sense of humour and prefer to wear jewellery and skirts instead of trousers.
Conversely, she is musically talented, beautiful, patient, always selfless, and modest. I am not, but I wish I was.
The only negative quality she has that I do not is that she's too trusting. That isnot something I want to be, yet I gave her that trait to make her a more interesting character to write about.
(from her FAQ and preserved in full color)
I don't think you can have a Sue and be humble.
This sporking (as I guess you call it?) is long and both an analysis of the fic and of her Sues. Because I detest the author and want her to die.
Oh, and a note for spoilers for Twilight. If you don't want to know what happens to the Author Avatar of that series, well, skip the first and fourth installments. It's unavoidable because there are SO many similarities - I'm half convinced Meyers read this fan fic and straight up lifted parts of it.
Part One
The Wedding (double commentary by myself and Arskina)
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
(it's forty two chapters long, ladies and gentlemen - this is squeezing this sucker down)