I'm having a hard time finding music. I can't figure out if I'm just old and everything sucks to me now or if the algorithm is algorthim-ing too hard? not hard enough? I don't want a mix of songs I already have on a playlist...or three..

It's just all so borrrrrringIf y'all tell me to check out youtube I might kms because I AM too old for that ( Read more... )

> when Azalea Banks was trapped inside Elon Musk and Grime's home ( Read more... )

I don't really want solid food. I just want condiments. I want salsa and sour cream and guacamole, and I guess I'll need a taco to shovel that shit into my mouth because it's not like I can just get a spoon and eat salsa like cereal ( Read more... )

I had a dream we were kidnapping and robbing Elon Musk. We all had on black leather jackets (myself, Jack, Sven, Danny), and Jack was in charge for some odd reason. He wouldn't let me smash Elon's servers he was using to mine bitcoin ( Read more... )

M. Night Shamalamamamama is making that new movie about the beach that sucks the life out of you, right? And they keep putting that white kid from Naked Bros Band in horror movies, and we stan, right ( Read more... )

The human brain functions primarily through automatic thinking and the subconscious. Yet, we have between 12,000 and 60,000 conscious thoughts per day. 80 percent of these conscious thoughts are negative, and 95 percent of all of your daily thinking are the same shitty thoughts you were thinking the day before that, and the day before that, and the ( Read more... )

I got a rock and roll band. I got a rock and roll life. I've got a rock and roll girlfriend and another ex wife. I've got a rock and roll car. I've got a rock and roll house. I play the shit outta the drums, and I can play the guitar. I got a kid in New York. I got a kid in the Bay. I haven't drank or smoked a thing in 22 days, so get off of my

I was honestly toying with the idea of paying for LinkedIn Professional, just to see. Honestly. For like five seconds. Until I did the mathematics and saw that they wanted $800 PER YEAR for it. $800. $800! FOR SOCIAL MEDIA ( Read more... )

in the middle of the day
when you drive back to your place
from that job that makes you sleep
back to the thoughts that keep you awake
long after night has come to claim
any light that still remains
in the corner of the frame
THAT U PUT AROUND HER FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Times New Roman is the only acceptable font. If you're going to use Arial you might as well use Comic Sans like a fucking child. Typewriters, okay, Courier New, but it's not 1985 and computers aren't the size of office buildings ( Read more... )