I love this motherfuckin' glaive.

Nothin' like seeing twenty suckpuppies droppin' at once, because your little friend just flew by and cut their damn throats.

That's about the best joy I got in this life anymore.  Closest I ever get to bustin' a nut, that's for sure.  Gotta take the good feelin's when you can.

Life sucks, but I can suck right