Comments | suckers: [o] This Is Stupid

suckers

[o] This Is Stupid

Dec 25, 2011 18:48

[916 Bilko; Inside (housemate locked)]

[Scratch is a naturally curious and suspicious entity, particularly to things he is not sure of. And the gift under that gaudy tree in the living room, wrapped in green and addressed to him, is very suspicious. He already was returned his strength for becoming a reclusive, stingy and ill human for that week, ( Read more... )

!action, let me tell you, clocks everywhere, !house, clocks, stop drawing marion, auto terrible, why am i allowed to rp, slick is banned from this post

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dreambubbly December 25 2011, 23:57:37 UTC

[And Feferi's just passing through on her way delivering presents, and the synchronized - and loud - chiming of the clocks makes her jump, dropping all her things in the process.]

...what the everglubbing shell is that?

suckers December 26 2011, 00:00:32 UTC

[Scratch barely hears Feferi through all the noise, but does end up turning his head toward her direction. He'll have to shout to get through all the chiming though.]

Clocks!

[So many clocks.]

dreambubbly December 26 2011, 00:02:58 UTC

More than I've ever seen. What the glub are you going to do with all those clocks?

suckers December 26 2011, 00:04:07 UTC

Not sure just yet. I think they wanted to play a joke with giving me all of them at once.

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nolongeralpha December 26 2011, 00:14:43 UTC

[Guess who was flying close enough to hear you (re: within a 10 mile radius)]

What the fuck am I looking at here?

suckers December 26 2011, 05:31:23 UTC

[He'll tilt his head around for a moment, until he spots the feathery asshole himself and waves a hand.]

Clocks. A lot of them.

nolongeralpha December 27 2011, 00:08:56 UTC

No fucking kidding. Did you own a shitty antique store or something? Is that your other hobby besides fucking up kids?

suckers December 28 2011, 03:35:48 UTC

No, no stores. These are all mine. I'm a collector of time pieces.

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admiresclocks December 26 2011, 04:12:53 UTC

[Just passin' through.]

Hey! You got all your clocks back! Did that Santa guy bring 'em?

suckers December 26 2011, 05:32:25 UTC

Yes, he did. A very generous fellow, despite any negligence in his charity.

[...Isn't this one of Slick's cohorts?]

admiresclocks December 26 2011, 05:45:43 UTC

He sure is! He gave me a stocking with gummi bears in it!

[Yes. Yes he is.]

This is a lot smaller than your old house though. Where are you gonna put all these clocks?

suckers December 26 2011, 06:59:36 UTC

[Yeah, he definitely is. And he wouldn't be surprised if he assisted in the blowing up of his room, given this one is the bomb expert if memory serves well.]

Not sure. Maybe I'll sell some or keep it in safe keeping somewhere. [A place where Slick can't get to them at least.]

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heardeadpe0ple December 26 2011, 04:35:34 UTC

...

Did you just get all of these back all at once? [What the hell? What are you even going to do with these?]

suckers December 26 2011, 05:32:55 UTC

Yes, that does appear to be the rather obvious case here.

heardeadpe0ple December 26 2011, 06:01:14 UTC

What are you going to do with them? You could build a hive with all these clocks.

[Seriously.]

suckers December 26 2011, 07:00:09 UTC

An amusing thought. But, I have no desire to make a hive with these. I'll figure something out I'm sure.

foretastes December 26 2011, 07:54:15 UTC

[tries to shove one over.]

suckers December 26 2011, 07:56:01 UTC

[He'll just grab her shoulder when he taps into his omniscience and finds her.]

No.

foretastes December 26 2011, 07:59:44 UTC

[jerks away from his touch.

oh.]

...

Hi.

suckers December 26 2011, 08:03:29 UTC

You break it and you buy it. And these clocks are one of a kind antiques, worth more than you are.

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