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[o] This Is Stupid

Dec 25, 2011 18:48

[916 Bilko; Inside (housemate locked)]

[Scratch is a naturally curious and suspicious entity, particularly to things he is not sure of. And the gift under that gaudy tree in the living room, wrapped in green and addressed to him, is very suspicious. He already was returned his strength for becoming a reclusive, stingy and ill human for that week, ( Read more... )

!action, let me tell you, clocks everywhere, !house, clocks, stop drawing marion, auto terrible, why am i allowed to rp, slick is banned from this post

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foretastes December 26 2011, 07:54:15 UTC

[tries to shove one over.]

suckers December 26 2011, 07:56:01 UTC

[He'll just grab her shoulder when he taps into his omniscience and finds her.]

No.

foretastes December 26 2011, 07:59:44 UTC

[jerks away from his touch.

oh.]

...

Hi.

suckers December 26 2011, 08:03:29 UTC

You break it and you buy it. And these clocks are one of a kind antiques, worth more than you are.

foretastes December 26 2011, 10:34:21 UTC

Worth more than your big ugly human face?*

[*disclaimer i the player find anderson cooper extremely attractive]

suckers December 26 2011, 10:52:22 UTC

A lot more. As you stated, this face is atrocious and hideous*, but that is beside the point. Step away from the time-measurement device.

[*same here]

foretastes December 26 2011, 10:57:31 UTC

What would you even do with so many clocks? You're immortal, aren't you? What do you care for time?

[she's speaking cautiously, standing at a distance from him.]

suckers December 28 2011, 03:41:06 UTC

Measuring the hours and the minutes is not the reason. I am a collector of fine time pieces. What better time piece would there be than a clock?

foretastes December 28 2011, 19:46:31 UTC

Even immortal psychopaths need hobbies, I guess.

suckers December 28 2011, 23:07:11 UTC

[A scoff.]

Do you really think so lowly of me? I would be insulted, but your description is inaccurate so it isn't possible.

foretastes December 29 2011, 12:49:27 UTC

[tries to kick another don't mind her!!] Then what could it be?

suckers December 29 2011, 21:31:18 UTC

[oops no sorry he does mind. He grabs her arm when she attempts to go for the clock and gives it a tight squeeze, just to pull her away. But he won't let go and keep a tight grip.]

These clocks are records of time itself, and each one has a rich history that is both verbose and exquisite. For instance - the clock you just attempted to knock over is from before the Imperious Condescension even took the throne. [He points to another smaller one.] And that one is from a few sweeps after she left the planet.

[So. Terezi.

Ever wanted to learn about clocks? He knows you want to.]

foretastes January 1 2012, 15:38:19 UTC

[no that will be so boring!!!!!!! also he's creepy!!!!

trying to squirm away]

Don't care. Let me go! Where is my dragon cane when I need to get my stabs on?

suckers January 2 2012, 11:15:43 UTC

["Let me go"? You mean "tell me more" right? Right.

He'll just give her a sharp tug (that may or may not cause some discomfort later in her arm) and pulls her over to another clock. And yes, it's also green. GOD HE LOVES HIS CLOCKS!!!]

This one goes back quite a while. I picked it up on one of my several trips down to Alternia, from a bazaar located around the desert regions of the planet. While I can normally not go out and be among the public, I was with a group at the time and had one of them pick it up for me.

It has a very long history, which I know in it's entirely thanks to my limitless knowledge. Would you like to hear about it? Yes, I think you do.

foretastes January 7 2012, 20:09:59 UTC

This is torture! It's torture listening to you talk about things that no one cares about and let me go!

[TRIES TO KNEE HIM IN THE MANJUNK. she has heard this is painful for humans.

okay it's probably painful for trolls too.]

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