.005. [Common/English ; Voice]

[suck_my_tusks]

Ah hope ev'rybody enjoyed da party. I was dere, jus'... well ah be hangin' back, ya know mons? Enjoyin' da atmospheah. Crowds ain't my t'ing, be all.

[OOC: He is obviously lying, he was hiding like a coward the entire time, that's MY excuse anyway... Feel free to call him out on it for shits and giggles~!]Ah found dis pictyah outside mah door,

Comments

Audio // Orcish

[teethofneedles]

Sorry, buddy, no go. On top of the fact that I'm... sorta dead, I'm just not interested in the "mons".

Always up for drinks, though!

Re: Audio // Orcish

[suck_my_tusks]

[Snaps his fingers. Damnit!]

No mons, eh? So ya prefer da ladymons, den? Dat be kinda hot...

Ah nevah was a big fan fo' drinkin'. Nevah found a drink ah liked. But ah can try sometime, ya know, ladymon?

Audio // Orcish

[teethofneedles]

[Chuckles]

Yeah, the "ladymons". Plus, you know, no sex drive.

Alcohol is one of man's best creations ever. You gotta drink it.

Audio // Orcish

[suck_my_tusks]

Dang, alright ladymon. No sex dri-- wait. I guess dat would be a bit impossible, right.

An' any suggestions for drinks?

Audio // Orcish

[pimp_hat]

Quit embarrassin' joorself mon. Da only way da ladymons will fall for joo be if joo drug dem first. And walkin' around in dat dress of joors ain't be helpin' joor chances eidah.

Audio // Orcish

[suck_my_tusks]

Fuck joo, mon!

An' it's not a dress, damnit! Dey be robes!

Audio // Orcish

[pimp_hat]

[Laughs]

Mon, if it be lookin' like a dress and it be feelin' like a dress den guess what. It's a dress!

Audio // Orcish

[suck_my_tusks]

[GROWLS.]

MON.

[thiefshonor]

I can't say tusks are a turn-on, but damned if you two aren't amusing as hell. You had some kinda party in mind?

Audio // Orcish

[suck_my_tusks]

I... uh.. oh! Uh, not exactly, ladymon, but I be up for any suggestions, really. Not like ah have t'ings ta do on dis boat, ya know?

Audio // Orcish

[thiefshonor]

Like the rest of us.

Audio // Orcish

[suck_my_tusks]

Anyt'ing on dis boat you enjoy doin' den, ladymon?

Audio // Orcish

[demonsinmymind]

I was... ahem... holding back as well.

Audio // Orcish

[suck_my_tusks]

Yeah, don' t'ink ah like bein' human much, mon. Too many fingahs.

Re: Audio // Orcish

[demonsinmymind]

How did they ever accomplish anything with such weak constitutions?

Audio // Orcish

[suck_my_tusks]

[Laughs.] Beats me, mon.

[sonotyourdog]

How...? Nevermind.

Where did you find this?

[suck_my_tusks]

It just be outside my door, mon. Ah've got no idea who put it dere.

It be yours, mon?

[sonotyourdog]

...Yeah... I wish it wasn't though...

Where can I pick it up?

[suck_my_tusks]

Hmm... [He looks at the picture, concerned. Not the best thing to have a picture of, especially lying about like this.] Yah mon, ah be on deck... six. Room 7-2-8-...4...? Yah, sounds right.