Kevas! Joo get'joor ass up an' open da door already, mon!

[The sound of loud knocking against a door can be heard. Monoxide has been outside Kevas' door for a few minutes now and has resorted to using the communicator to get Kevas' attention.]

'aven't seen joo in days, mon, an' I got somet'ing to show ja!

[Monoxide also has a tiny baby bunny ( Read more... )

[The communicator clicks on with a harsh hiss of sudden noise, as everyone can hear the sound of someone running and breathing heavily. Monoxide is hauling ass through deck 8.]

Heh... h-ha ha HA! Now dis be moah like it!

[There is a loud shriek from something else, followed by the footsteps halting. The light, feathery sound of holy magic ( Read more... )

Ah, what th--

[Monoxide sitting up in his bed and looking around, completely confused. He was in a Horde inn when he last fell asleep, and this certainly wasn't the same room he remembered.]

th' fuh--

...

[He looks down at his arm, which has been in a sling and bandaged up by someone else, complete with a splint. He glared at it before untying ( Read more... )

Ah hope ev'rybody enjoyed da party. I was dere, jus'... well ah be hangin' back, ya know mons? Enjoyin' da atmospheah. Crowds ain't my t'ing, be all.

[OOC: He is obviously lying, he was hiding like a coward the entire time, that's MY excuse anyway... Feel free to call him out on it for shits and giggles~!]Ah found dis pictyah outside mah door, ( Read more... )

...What. Da fuck.

Da fuck be ev'rybody yellin' about?!

...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

WHAT DA FUCK. WHAT DA FUCK.

WHY MY SKIN BE DARK?! What da fuck, dese fingahs?! MY TOES.

AND... and my tusks be gone! And my EARS.

Whatdafuckbegoin'on?!

[OOC: Monoxide is now human, black-skinned, with awesomely-long dreads. <3 Yah mon!]

Ah've been gettin' da impression dat joo all be rathah good people. Mons, and yes, especially joo, ladymons ♥, if ya evah be needin' any help mendin' wounds, ah be more den happy ta help ( Read more... )

Unngh, head fuckin' hurts on dis boat.

[The sounds of something lightweight rippling through the air can be heard. Holy magic?]

...

...That's... a bit bettah. Shouldah gone away, tho'. Weird.

Seems no one heah be feelin' good, from da sounds uh t'ings. Dis boat cursed?

[Private To Kevas ; Unlocked]Ah be feelin' like shit. Where ya be, mon ( Read more... )