...What. Da fuck.

Da fuck be ev'rybody yellin' about?!

...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

WHAT DA FUCK. WHAT DA FUCK.

WHY MY SKIN BE DARK?! What da fuck, dese fingahs?! MY TOES.

AND... and my tusks be gone! And my EARS.

Whatdafuckbegoin'on?!

[OOC: Monoxide is now human, black-skinned, with awesomely-long dreads. <3 Yah mon!]