what! look at this business!

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So, I am kind of awash in fic today! Holy shit, I go a month without even brushing my eyes against the word cock and suddenly I've spent the entire day poring over all of my favourite fandoms. All of my favourite writers are posting! Whoever claimed that posting stories on weekends is asking for low-volume feedback because people are supposedly '

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That's a complicated face, friend!

FYI: I am not the totally creepy anonacommenter on your story. I wish I was, but I am not. :|

PS. WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME TOMORROW?? Do you need airport pickups, y/n?

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Omg, did they say something about my note? \o/ It was supposed to be charming and/or polite! ZERO SEX WORKERS INVOLVED.

asdfafddf. I keep asking what time you're coming home because I really did plan on bringing this virgin bottle of Bailey's over for your return, but now I feel like it would just be kind of cruel and not so thoughtful. Also, it was either Adam or the cats who flipped up your bedsheets. NOT ME!

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I just realized as I got your comment that the card that I wrote in NOVEMBER that I sent on... Monday (?? I'm not sure - all the day have meld into one, boring blob in my brain) also contains a ficlet that deals with shooting coyotes. Except that one is ten kinds of retarded. THAT is what happens when I write in a format that doesn't allowed editing or deleting. :/ :/ U I feel bad because the ficlets you have sent me have been so elequent and I'm like BLAH BLAH DEAN'S SHOOTING COYOTES. I don't know if you got the cards yet, but I sent off TWO - one of them LITERALLY written in July that I didn't finish until the other day

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ljkadflkasjdf I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING TO MENTION SOMETHING. THANK YOU FOR THE 395082353098 THOUSAND CARDS, DUDE. I JUST GOT THEM YESTERDAY WHEN I MOVED BACK INTO MY PLACE. WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE. And why do you own so many greeting cards? SERIOUSLY.

Also, you totally ~~proposed something fabulous in there, if you recall. Basically remixings or pairings or smthg smthg. We should def discuss this further. :D :D :D

PS.

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AHAHA, I SPELLED HIS LAST NAME WRONG. I is brilliant.

OK, truth time - I don't remember what I wrote in the card! I think I mentioned something about remixing each other's fics, but I was SO EMBARRASSED over how long those cards were sitting around, I was like, I CAN'T READ THESE OVER BECAUSE I WILL REALIZE HOW OUT OF DATE THEY ARE AND I WON'T SEND THEM! Anyway, you should send me an email (or I can send you one) and we can blah blah about it because maybe remixing something will help me get over my hump. Or it will terrify me. Something tells me I'm just going to be too intimidated to touch your stuff.

Ahaha, um. I bought 150 greeting cards back in September when I was going through a fabulous OCD phase when it came to cards and journals. I found them for a good price and they were so cute! But now I don't know what the heck I'm going to do with them all! Send them to you, I guess!

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Um, let me quote: "I have no idea if you are even remotely interested in the SPN fandom [only for you, katface, you're my last tie] and I don't write in any other fandoms. :( Maybe you could give me a pairing or a fic of yours to remix and I'll give that a try instead

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Thanks so much for the rec! :B
But I am so, so confused re: shia labeouf being pepper potts. WHAT. srsly, does he have a connection to iron man that i am not aware of?? like via actors or... I don't even know. O___o

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No, he totally has zero connections. The conversation with delighter went, paraphrased: "Who would've made an ideal Pepper Potts? I mean, someone with a penis so you could slash him with Tony Stark?"

Aside from being the obvious choice from such epic sidekick roles as Constantine, I, Robot, Indiana Jones, etc., LaBeouf just has that puppy-eyed need to be boned about him. Idek. :?????

Oh, but wait: LaBeouf and Downey Jr. did play the same character in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints a few years back, so... there are photos of them hanging out at Sundance, or smthg. (RPS, you shame me so much.)

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I have a confession to make o.o I have somehow not watched any movie with shia laboeuf in it!! I don't even know how that's possible, because he's in everything, and I know that he's in everything, but I just haven't seen it. I even know all about his hand mangling accident and his getting into drunken fights or smth? andyetihavenotseenhismovies. er, unless you count a F&G episode where he's the ex-mascot ahaha.
... What is a good movie to start with?

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Omg, I have a list of movies NOT to start with. Maybe that F&G episode was the height of his non-Disney career? Most of the crap he's been doing as a ~~*~star~*~~ is just that... crap. Transformers = blatantly terrible but fun on some level. Indiana Jones = even worse, with less fun. I, Robot is pretty bad. Constantine is terrible, but I love Keanu in the way that I love puppies, so I forgive it, and also Tilda Swinton is SO GREAT in it that if I was still in SPN fandom I'd write some hot angel sex wingfic.

Anyway, if you want to see poor Shia at his charming pre-deadbeat best, watch Holes. It's a movie adaptation of a great YA novel, it's well written and funny and he's just a kid in it so it's kinda pervy when he's in his skivvies but not really. I used to watch back when he was on Family Channel's Even Stevens, and those were his glory days. Now the best thing about him is paparazzi beach photos, and muting the sound on Transformers. :/

THIS IS A NOVEL THAT I'VE WRITTEN. OMG SRY! LIKE YOU CARE!! You totes should not have asked!