fic: High Quality Material

[subterrain]

Basically delighter dared me to write this. Kind of like how she dared me to sign up for big bang. And then made some pointed observations about how I haven't actually written in this fandom yet. Like, what? Good thing she beta'd it for me. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHY HAVE YOU NO HOLT RENFREW?

fandom: bandom, panic
pairing: jon/brendon
rating: PG-13 is

Comments

[subterrain]

Hell yeah, man. He pulls the low blows, and the low blowjobs. Deviant, indeed!

[fitofpique]

This is hilarious! I actually can't stop laughing at the thought of Ryan saying Geez Louise. I'm afraid he really would, and not even as a child friendly euphemism for fucking shitballs.

Also? I read that last line as recommend restraining, which brings forth many feelings. I know it was inadvertent, but thanks for that.

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dfajkdslfkjadsf!

Dear Library Board: We'd like to tie Brendon up to a kiddie chair in the back for probably a few days. Give that hardworking boy a raise. Love, Ryan.

[fitofpique]

RIGHT OMG!?!?!

also, i took a little peep around your lj like i do when i like someone's writing (how creepy is it to admit that i do that? probably pretty creepy, sry!), and i wanted to say thank you thank you thank you for sharing the beirut leak! i have been waiting for it with great anticipation and i am totally loving it! woot!

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OH YOU ARE SO WELCOME! Little Zach Condon is my private bandom-of-one, I have no shame.

And I totally stalk around people's stuff, too: is this not why we have profiles? Although you are all flocked, so I guess I'll just have to add you for your hilarity, good taste in music and the fact that you are also from Canada!

[spinfrog]

Ryan likes Brendon reading to kiddies!!

Are you going to make Spencer happy? And why was it that Brendon didn't have a hardon?

I just finished Aurora Teagarden series, I need more librarians, they rule!!!

[subterrain]

Omg, I totally made poor Brendon seem like a eunuch, in retrospect! It was supposed to be because he's such a giving, loving dude, who does it just to make JWalk happeh. And he's a huge, and very practiced, cockslut. And maybe because he has a healthy work/sex distinction? IDK! This is a very good question!

[insunshine]

THE ONLY THING THAT I DON'T LIKE ABOUT THIS STORY IS THAT IT'S NOT LONGER.

Why is it not longer?

I have completely fallen in love, dude. Wonderfully entertaining.

[subterrain]

It can't be longer because there is no plot in a library that doesn't involve things like: 'someone asks a really hard reference question that Spencer doesn't know the answer to, mortified calling around to academic libraries ensues.'

Or: 'a 12 year old doing research on baseball re-shelves all the books in the sports section wrong, much swearing from Jon ensues.'

DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM, HERE? :>

[insunshine]

I DO. IT IS UNFORTUNATE.

Jon should take Brendon out on a date! They should have handjobs in the car! IT WOULD BE EPIC.

(also, hi, your Shia LaBeouf icon owns my soul)

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My motto: there is never enough LaBeouf!

kdjfasfdasdfkl handjobs. :D :D :D

OH YOU DARLING GIRL, how you read my mind.

[aerogroupie]

Considering I work at a library part time, I about pissed myself laughing so hard.
Thank you so much for giving me something nice to think about as I have to sit there and shelve books in the childrens library.
the shelves are like only a foot tall i have to fucking slither on my belly just to do it

Ahem.
<333333333 You Rule

[subterrain]

I have totally never actually worked in a public library (except for volunteering in grade 6, and taking tours of them for library school) so I'm really glad it worked for you! So many library AUs are frustratingly wrong, you know? About as wrong as I would be if I tried to write a merrill lynch floor trader AU. :/

THANK YOU FOR THE MENTAL IMAGE OF BRENDON SLITHERING AROUND ON HIS BELLEH. THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!

[aerogroupie]

Lmao, I never wanted to, actually. Damn you college apps. :CCC

NP AT ALL, BB. BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LITERALLY BE 2 INCHES TALL JUST TO NOT STRAIN YOURSELF IN THE CHILDREN'S ROOM.

It's pretty, though. Someone came in and painted it. So it looks like there is this hugeeee train going around the room. With this silly, mystical landscape. A polkadotted giraffe and a unicorn, strange flowers bobbing along the train tracks. Funny monkeys in their cages on the train and other bizzare animals.
:DD I could spend hours in there staring at it.

[subterrain]

BAHA WHAT, THAT'S SO CRAZY. THAT IS A CRAZY ROOM. BRENDON WOULD NEVER, EVER LEAVE.