So, Timmy. Do you like movies about... bloviators?

[substitute]

1. The Condoleeza Hairdo Alert System has been activated. Please make a note of it.
   
   
2. You may not have to constrict your anus 100 times in a row. Try improving your brain function with a cellphone ringtone! Ah, the Mysterious East.
   
   
3. North Korean dictator/space alien Kim Kong Il remembers all the nation's phone numbers, according to his press agency.

Comments

[besskeloid]

Now that's a high density animal. But enough about Condoleezza. That cat video was great.

[zarriq]

"Captivate"? That is the creepiest name ever.

I gotta remember to start carrying around a black permanent marker for these things.