I awoke in a black depression this morning, only to be jollied into a fit of giggling by the Aardvark's Curious George Culture Wars post ( Read more... )

1. The Condoleeza Hairdo Alert System has been activated. Please make a note of it.
   
   
2. You may not have to constrict your anus 100 times in a row. Try improving your brain function with a cellphone ringtone! Ah, the Mysterious East.
   
   
3. North Korean dictator/space alien Kim Kong Il remembers all the nation's phone numbers, according to his press agency. ( Read more... )