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Also we recommend feng shui if your teeth fell out

Jan 07, 2009 20:04

My health "insurer," Blue Shield of California, just sent me a helpful note about anxiety ( Read more... )

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salome_st_john January 8 2009, 04:42:37 UTC

I'D LIKE TO RECEIVE DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS (ORIGAMI) ON CONSTRUCTING MY VERY OWN TIN FOIL HAT I HEAR IT KEEPS THE RAYS OUT OF MY BRAIN THAT WILL HELP WITH MY ANXIETY WHICH COMES IN PART FROM BEING CONTROLLED BY GOVERNMENT AGENTS IN THE BLACK HELICOPTERS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE AREN'T ANY HELICOPTERS WELL ANYWAY PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ON THIS BUT NOT BY EMAIL AS I DON'T HAVE A PRINTER AND WANT TO HAVE THE INSTRUCTIONS ON PAPER ONLY SEND TO MY PO BOX I DON'T RECEIVE MAIL AT HOME THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

substitute January 8 2009, 19:49:10 UTC

(ORIGAMI)

strawberrysigh January 8 2009, 04:51:58 UTC

That's funny; I have CA Blue Shield and didn't get that letter. Does that mean i should or shouldn't freak out?

substitute January 8 2009, 04:52:30 UTC

It's email. Maybe I made the error of signing up for their email

e_compass_rosa January 8 2009, 05:08:26 UTC

The drinking works for me. (and homeopathy can be fucking expensive, especially since it's not covered)

mcfnord January 8 2009, 06:11:54 UTC

Ironic!

maeve66 January 8 2009, 05:15:24 UTC

Oh, my god, all I could do was laugh, and I sorely needed a laugh. In similar news, the Superintendent of my school district KEEPS sending us dire forwarded missives from "the State Controller" and others warning us that California is going broke within seventy days and a) the school year might be ended months early, so we should start saving, and b) we may be issued promissary warrants, aka IOUs for pay. I mean, I think it's bullshit for public school teachers, though the unpaid furloughs for state workers (and city workers) is true enough. But his doing this is, I think, a complete scare-mongering tactic, and makes me want some free anxiety-reducing alternative healthcare. Possibly several drinks.

leolo January 8 2009, 07:47:38 UTC

California? As not your doctor in these matters, I prescribe a good dose of THC.

leolo January 8 2009, 07:48:43 UTC

Unless, of course, your previous medical history counter-indicates it.

halfjack January 8 2009, 05:34:37 UTC

I have a bottle of bourbon and a sore knee. Tomorrow I will only have one of these things. Success!

substitute January 8 2009, 05:35:20 UTC

Booker's is great stuff, but you really shouldn't saw off your knee to keep it.