Also we recommend feng shui if your teeth fell out

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My health "insurer," Blue Shield of California, just sent me a helpful note about anxiety

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[scythrop]

Hey, c'mon, homeopathy has traditionally worked as an anti-distressive for the British royal family! ("WARNING: Do not combine with poverty, economic uncertainty, insecure feudal portfolios, or actual distress.")

[nom_de_grr]

You need to scan and post this note immediately. And seriously, beyond the lulz, this sort of shit should be reported; they shouldn't be allowed to get away with peddling snake oil as any sort of solution.

[substitute]

it's email, so that will be easy enough.

[srl]

The question is: where to post such a thing for maximum effect?

[jpeace]

"Go fuck yourself. It releases endorphins. :)"

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Bless you, my son.

[jonpants]

I went to the doctor the other day for a sore throat and they gave me a coupon to Baskin Robbins.

[substitute]

That's way better than fucking HOMEOPATHY

[florence_craye]

That's right, cause homeopathy always tastes like patchouli

or peppermint

[caladri]

Dude homeopathy totally gives me panic attacks because living in a world made unpredictable by magic puts me on edge. I prefer to live in the universe where the theory of gravity isn't just a theory and Deepak Chopra is an idiot. Dude seriously you think a universe where RECENT WORLD EVENTS are chaotic is bad what about one where RECENT WORLD PHYSICS is unpredictable and HOMEOPATHY WORKS. Argh.

They should send all of their customers a free big fat placebo. Then they can talk about how they have the best treatment for fibromyalgia in the world.

[fattmike]

We're sorry... Placebo is not available as a generic medication, and as such, we are unable to provide it to you. We have enclosed a coupon for a free carton of Marlboro cigarettes as an alternative. Thank you for choosing Blue Shield of California for all of your health needs.

[oxeador]

Placebo is available and in many forms: homeopathy, reiki, reflexology, prayer, ...