Comments | substitute: It must be Summer Intern Time in Marketing. Everywhere.

substitute

It must be Summer Intern Time in Marketing. Everywhere.

May 17, 2007 22:39

1. Do not describe produce as brown. There is a huge library of Lands' End colors for this exact purpose. The tomatoes themselves look fine. You could get away with calling them russet, or golden, or even tawny. Start over. Also: ew.

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Comments 6

__procession May 18 2007, 05:58:09 UTC

oh my god. seriously, what the hell are they thinking?

"Confucius Say" nebris May 18 2007, 10:22:23 UTC

Summer Interns indeed. lol

~M~

jamie_miller May 18 2007, 10:26:16 UTC

Perhaps #1 is tomacco?

dossy May 18 2007, 12:51:42 UTC

Oh! The Humanities!

planetdracula May 18 2007, 13:02:28 UTC

Jesus fucking Christ in re: Confucius shit. WTF.