It must be Summer Intern Time in Marketing. Everywhere.

[substitute]

1. Do not describe produce as brown. There is a huge library of Lands' End colors for this exact purpose. The tomatoes themselves look fine. You could get away with calling them russet, or golden, or even tawny. Start over. Also: ew.

Comments

[handstil]

I have hatred for anyone that says that Confucius Say crap. Everything about it is done and stupid and it's boring me to tears already.

Mmmm they shoulda called em POOPatoes!