dogmatic statement

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A restaurant, the name of which is formed by making a possessive out of a noun not traditionally used as a given name, but which is descriptive or evocative of the restaurant's food or entertainment or the ethnic group which produces said food, will be a bad restaurant. Examples: Chili's, TGI Friday's, Taquito's. Corollary: A restaurant named

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[nyxie]

Here's a Canadian chain to add to the list of crap that conforms to these rules:

http://www.milestonesrestaurants.com/
(warning: Bad music on website)

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actual possessives are usually great!

[__procession]

i really like plums! :( in fact, i took burntcurtis there for brunch yesterday morning. they also have a grilled romaine-heart/apple/walnut/gorgonzola salad that is just really, really killer.

on another note, i missed actually meeting you vis-a-vis again this weekend! i'll be around again next weekend, though. we should get coffffeeeee!

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It's overpriced for me, but the food is okay.

Hmm.. do you exist? or was that a dummy in the car?

[catamorphism]

You don't like Plums? Sacrilege! I've never had a more delicious Dutch baby.

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I had exactly that one of the few times I went there. It was indeed very good, but was about 500 g of sugar and fat. I thought I was going to die.

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Death has never been more tasty!