A restaurant, the name of which is formed by making a possessive out of a noun not traditionally used as a given name, but which is descriptive or evocative of the restaurant's food or entertainment or the ethnic group which produces said food, will be a bad restaurant. Examples: Chili's, TGI Friday's, Taquito's. Corollary: A restaurant named ( Read more... )

I am a man of mystery, a man of secrets. I was born on the misty shores of North haverbrock. I learned the art of off shore fishing. I learned it well. Like the cat, I am a man of voloptutious delights. I enjoy a good book under a fire light or dancing in the full moon in my magical thong letting the powers of nature work their magic through me for ( Read more... )

This will be uninteresting to you if you don't hang out locally, and possibly uninteresting anyway, but I finally emailed Kelly and told "Corporate" what I think of them lately.

( You blew it up! God damn you to hell! )