ho-bot

[substitute]

I have been contacted by a fembot on MySpace. This one appears to either be an especially hard-working sweatshop typist or a semi-broken robot. I'm not willing to investigate further so the Turing test will not be done

Comments

[jonpants]

OMG I WENT TO THE WEB PAGE SHE IS FOR SERIOUS OMG! PERSONAL MESSAGE FOR YOU!

[substitute]

is she hott

also did u alredy do her cause i dont want ur sloppy seconds lol

[nebris]

Yeah, 'she' messaged me, too. Except that she'd just moved to Santa Monica, where, by an odd chance, I happen to live. Oy...

~M~

[trinnit]

I wonder if a PeRSoNaL message is better than a regular one.

[fattmike]

Damnit! I wonder when she'll be moving to NJ :)

[nosrialleon]

and by startling coincidence, I got contacted by the "Say old been, have you seen my hat?" bot last night...