I feel more like Malvolio

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This one is flying around myspace, etc. You put in your name in a quoted string followed by "looks like" and see what Google says. My first result:

"On the surface, Conrad looks like a cute kid - like Opie from Mayberry."

Even better, it's from this news story:

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[hweimei]

"Lisa looks like she's going to look great AND be comfortable! Who could ask for
more?"

From a knitting page, with a photo of some horrid pink sweater-thing. I would be so uncomfortable in it that I would probably have to resort to random violence.

aiigh

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Run, boys, run! It's a copy editor in a bloodstained pink sweater-thing, and she has a machete!

Re: aiigh

[hweimei]

Not only that, but I have just received my new assignment: religious fiction. "Love, hate, prejudice, and a great event all take place in this average town."

Oh yeah. Violence for certain.

Re: aiigh

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Who's going to save the day? The Horque Valley High Christian Club? The Baptist Ladies Sewing Circle of Grande Bouffe, Michigan?

[eyeteeth]

As I predicted, I just get pages and pages of people talking about their dogs.

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[trinnit]

Pete looks like he’s about to lose it.

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hiding behind couch now!

[do_not_lick]

avi looks like Elven roadkill

[brianenigma]

"Brian looks like no cosplay for us this weekend."