I feel more like Malvolio

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This one is flying around myspace, etc. You put in your name in a quoted string followed by "looks like" and see what Google says. My first result:

"On the surface, Conrad looks like a cute kid - like Opie from Mayberry."

Even better, it's from this news story:

Comments

[mcpino]

The boy Pino looks like a real boy, but he was completed just a few moments ago, and he knows absolutely nothing.

Sad, but expected

[citizenx]

My search did not match any documents.

Teh winar!

[leolo]

"Philip looks like a deamon trying to draw blood out of Uri"

[cascadefailure]

"susie looks like she is pround that she jump up on the tailgate."

Now, their Engrish is a little off, but I must say, I would have preferred to conquer the tailgate than have the tailgate conquer me.

[threepunchstuff]

"The new Yama looks like he'll make a good addition to the
security of the premises."