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good MORNING!

Nov 17, 2005 09:41

Power outage in the office; UPS-protected machines eventually shut down due to extended power outage; alerting system goes nuts; alerting system does not stop being nuts after outage resolved; mysterious issues remaining after end of outage even though all machines were on UPS and cleanly shut down and restarted; blowjobs; suicide; Heil Hitler.

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Comments 7

namja November 17 2005, 17:47:41 UTC

zombies?

substitute November 17 2005, 18:05:12 UTC

We have them locked in the break room. They're gnawing on the first aid kit and the Federal Wage Notices.

namja November 17 2005, 18:15:59 UTC

You should check your coworkers for bites. Infected people are NEVER considerate to anyone, and think only of themselves, then once they turn BAM CHAOS

satoribee November 17 2005, 17:56:04 UTC

Mercury in retrograde?

And why are blowjobs among the bad things in that list?

substitute November 17 2005, 18:06:28 UTC

The computers are demanding them.

satoribee November 17 2005, 18:10:54 UTC

Oh I see... it's the having to give them to the computers that is bad. I get it.

Of course, I'm AC/DC so it doesn't bother me. ;-)

fimmtiu November 17 2005, 18:32:28 UTC

Your tags rarely fail to make me laugh until I choke.