Okay, maybe I was hasty.

[substitute]

Maybe today can be Talk Like a Malaysian Pirate Who Has Been Drinking Cheap Thai Whisky All Day and is Chasing You Around the Desk of Your Cruise Ship With A Rusty Machete Day.

"CUT YOU. CUT YOU, AMERICAN. WHERE IS MONEY. CUT YOU. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCKER. CUT YOU. HAHAHAHAHA. YOU GONNA DIE, WHERE MONEY. HAHAHAHAHAH!"

Comments

[sp0rk0]

Much better.

[djfntstque]

Those are the only real pirates left anyway.